You’ve got 1 hour in an empty bar with Joseph Cumia

[Cptbaldopie]

Tell him "mighty horse rock's the phat ass" then leave

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Ask him if he can enter into contracts

 

[satanssockpuppet]

What do you do?

Here’s the scenario: you’re driving home and see a dilapidated moose lodge and figure ‘what the hell? It’s Friday afternoon and I had a hard week at work. I can have a pop or two in silence before I go home to the wife and kids.’

Parking lot has about 3 cars, so you know it’s gonna be a quiet one and you can decompress from the week. As you sip your beer, maybe watch some sporting event / highlights and have a friendly chat with the matronly bartender, in strides the Cow.

He’s laying it on thick with the regulars and trying to be friendly. Airborne gear, gloves, looper, etc.

As he walks up to the bar he notices you and says “Hi, uh, how’s it goin? You here for the show??” He has no idea you’re a brotherman. This is your time to shine. What do you do?

I scream "SLAYER!" between each and every song.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

nobody wants to beat a bow-legged old queen to the ground

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

nobody wants to beat a bow-legged old queen to the ground

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

nobody wants to beat a bow-legged old queen to the ground

 

[Dog Eater]

I’d offer to buy him a round then loudly ask for 2 glasses of child spit.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I’d offer to buy him a round then loudly ask for 2 glasses of child spit.

o ya good shit

 

[guest]

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awww sweet pic of @admin and Joe