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Your Favorite Eurovision Rejects So Far

Turk February

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@ShutYourCakeHorn and friends sent Boq to Eurovision, at 2:37

Any normal year this thing would be huge, but we're in a post-Kaarija world so we got Netherlands, Estonia, Ireland, Finland, and Ukraine competing for wackiest song - earlier in the contest this had huge points for patriotism, but Greece revealed their song last night and just blows it out of the water in terms of as a cultural product. I think Europapa is getting fucked in the ass by Estonia, and in the mouth by Greece, and will largely, sadly. be lost and forgotten.
 

Turk February

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here's a forgotten one from 2021, I think, but its genuinely unique, a married couple and the sister singing a song about how over 10 years of being a family gets better every day. Oddly optemistic and as anti-punk as you can get. Genuinely wholesome. I think a few of the more stick up the ass conservative types on here will be shocked by how traditional Europeans can be with their pop while being quirky.
 

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More Eurovision songs aren't even good in an ironic way or just in a plane old pop song way.

This one is probably the only one I know and think "yeah I can see someone enjoying it"

 

Turk February

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God damn it! I have money on Joost Klein from Holland and it looks like he's getting DQd the night before finals for assaulting a photographer!
 

Turk February

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Before the show tomorrow I am going to try post my betting slip on the finals. It's fucking retarded. I have 17 bets on one event and the odds of me breaking even let alone making a profit are astronomically low because I'm a fucking impulsive dope.
 
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