Your Favorite Eurovision Rejects So Far

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

my pick for winner so far

what the fuck did i just watch

 

[guest]

it's the most dangerous and tricky karate move. You have to be invisible to your enemy while sucking their cock. I had to practice for 5 years straight to get it right.

And I was the man he practiced on lol

 

[guest]

what the fuck did i just watch

Why'd you watch it? We both knew it was going to be gay.

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[Turk February]

And I was the man he practiced on lol

I did not know because I did it so well

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Why'd you watch it? We both knew it was going to be gay.

Someone had to do it, I don't want Turk feeling like no one is watching the top tier content he is laying down.

 

[guest]

I did not know because I did it so well

I was there the whole time with my penis stuck through the wall cheering you on

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I did not know because I did it so well

If you did it so well, how does he know it was you?

 

[guest]

If you did it so well, how does he know it was you?

I peeked

 

[Turk February]

If you did it so well, how does he know it was you?

I was only an orange belt

 

[Turk February]

Just two queer sucking eachother off in a Gatineau Bathroom "MOM! IM JUST DOING KARATE"

 

[guest]

Just two queer sucking eachother off in a Gatineau Bathroom "MOM! IM JUST DOING KARATE"

Well I mean my mom is French so I don't have to explain anything to her. They think dudes blowing each other is just boys will be boys

 

[Turk February]

Well I mean my mom is French so I don't have to explain anything to her. They think dudes blowing each other is just boys will be boys

men just watch Eurovision together sometimes in a bathroom, mom, you bitch

 

[guest]

men just watch Eurovision together sometimes in a bathroom, mom, you bitch

Mom, if I don't fart this guy's cum out of me they won't make another season wtf

 

[Turk February]

Mom, if I don't fart this guy's cum out of me they won't make another season wtf

It's a fabled karate move to fart cum on a friend

 

[Turk February]

Mom, if I don't fart this guy's cum out of me they won't make another season wtf

I just wanted to make a nice thread about the Eurovision Song Contest.

 

[guest]

It's a fabled karate move to fart cum on a friend

I just wanted to make a nice thread about the Eurovision Song Contest.

Nice double dip reply, stupid.

And fuck Eurovision. It's as AIDS as the masked singer that I have to watch with my goofy girlfriend.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Nice double dip reply, stupid.

And fuck Eurovision. It's as AIDS as the masked singer that I have to watch with my goofy girlfriend.

You have a girlfriend - we get it. Turk had a wife too you know

 

[guest]

You have a girlfriend - we get it. Turk had a wife too you know

Well I have to throw her under the bus so I don't get dunked on for watching gay shit. You know how awful that show is? I have to watch that and that stupid celebrity lip synch shit all the time.

 

[Turk February]

You have a girlfriend - we get it. Turk had a wife too you know

she left me, now we just call each other every night to do characters to each other, while we break up.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

she left me, now we just call each other every night to do characters to each other, while we break up.

Thanks Turk, very cool