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"The rhythm of my heart, is beating like a drum". I scared the shit out of that nigger.
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You know what Rod Stewart said after I jumped out of the bushes and scared him?
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So what becomes of you, my love
When they finally strip you of
The yambags and the cumrags
That your poor old Nana had to starve to buy you
When they finally strip you of
The yambags and the cumrags
That your poor old Nana had to starve to buy you
It's funny how almost no-one knows or remembers the singer for Manfred Mann wrote that song to a teen girl who wouldn't fuck him.
Kelly Jones who covered it transed his own daughter and I'd still nosh him off. It's the Welsh solidarity, like national service I have no choice.
Same for Gareth Bale, though I'd be much more thrilled about it.
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You know what Pat Travers said to me the one time I jumped out the bushes to scare him?
His heart when Boom Boom and he said "Out go the lights!"
His heart when Boom Boom and he said "Out go the lights!"
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You know what Morrissey said after I jammed my finger up his asshole? "That feels great cuz I'm a a BIG FAG"
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Joe Cumia said the exact same thing.
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"Boom boom boom boom!" that's what the Vengaboys said when they hit the towers.
On grey depressing days, I still look out of my window and long to see the Vengabus pulling up.
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It was also your fault that Rod had to have his stomach pumped later that night
Where my semen meets your thigh, I'll be nuuuuuutting!