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You know what Rod Stewart said after I jumped out of the bushes and scared him?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Plutonium Jones: Radioactive Black Guy
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So what becomes of you, my love
When they finally strip you of
The yambags and the cumrags
That your poor old Nana had to starve to buy you
 

nasty twp

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So what becomes of you, my love
When they finally strip you of
The yambags and the cumrags
That your poor old Nana had to starve to buy you

It's funny how almost no-one knows or remembers the singer for Manfred Mann wrote that song to a teen girl who wouldn't fuck him.



Kelly Jones who covered it transed his own daughter and I'd still nosh him off. It's the Welsh solidarity, like national service I have no choice.

Same for Gareth Bale, though I'd be much more thrilled about it.

 

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For the last time, I am NOT Jeff Bridges!
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You know what Pat Travers said to me the one time I jumped out the bushes to scare him?

His heart when Boom Boom and he said "Out go the lights!"
 
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