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Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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She does suck but I love her immensely and her death is going to crush me. Despite us not really getting along all that great, we are somehow close. I'm an only child and I don't plan on having kids so I've already pretty much made up my mind that when both of my parents die I'm gonna blow my head off.
Don't blow your head off. I know your dad rules and his death will probably hit you pretty hard. But don't worry pal, you can always refuse to engage with your grief until it starts manifesting in exciting and peculiar ways.
Basically I'm saying you have a lot to look forward to when your parents depart this vale of tears.
 

EraGodless

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I love my mother but I hate interacting with her like 60% of the time. I'll ask her a question and she'll give me an answer to a question I didn't ask. It makes me feel fucking crazy. Or she'll initiate a conversation and cut me off every time I speak. She thinks she knows what I'm going to say and gets it wrong consistently. She's kind of a fucking asshole.
Your mom is still alive (as long as she's not Joan Crawford, Andrea Yates, or Susan Smith), you should be thankful-- especially considering I believe you are middle aged or so.
 

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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She does suck but I love her immensely and her death is going to crush me. Despite us not really getting along all that great, we are somehow close. I'm an only child and I don't plan on having kids so I've already pretty much made up my mind that when both of my parents die I'm gonna blow my head off.
Life can still be exciting. You can trip on psychedelics and get arrested in Paris on the way to meet your street shitting bride, then fuck your single mom weed supplier
 
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She does suck but I love her immensely and her death is going to crush me. Despite us not really getting along all that great, we are somehow close. I'm an only child and I don't plan on having kids so I've already pretty much made up my mind that when both of my parents die I'm gonna blow my head off.
My old man died in 1999, my sister in 2010, and my mom in 2018, so I'm the last one standing. And it's pretty weird sometimes. I have to kind of ignore Christmas now, as it's just too nostalgic and depressing to relive every year. But you learn to adjust, in time.
 

Consensual Rapist

私は爆発的な下痢をしています! ^_^
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My mother once annoyed me, so I had to do something about it.
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Stent

cause you know it don't matter anyway
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I'm an only child and I don't plan on having kids so I've already pretty much made up my mind that when both of my parents die I'm gonna blow my head off.
As long as I'm alive, you will always have a seat at the Feznor family table, Abe. Right next to the empty highchair. (I plan on living for at least another 3-6 months)

Mine is the same. I can walk away from her while having a conversation because she's not actually talking to me, she's talking at me. I can be 20 feet away and still hearing her babble as though I'm beside her. She can ramble on for hours about some dumb cunt friend of hers making the same retarded decisions they always make about the most inconsequential events.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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My mom takes any bit of optimism and positivity I have and purposely tries crushing it, so I dont tell her anything. Or if I do its a complete lie
Mine also does that. I'm pretty sure she wanted me to be some introverted pussy whose afraid to be away from her. Literally like the Pink Floyd song Mother.
 

TheNanaDook

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I love my mother but I hate interacting with her like 60% of the time. I'll ask her a question and she'll give me an answer to a question I didn't ask. It makes me feel fucking crazy. Or she'll initiate a conversation and cut me off every time I speak. She thinks she knows what I'm going to say and gets it wrong consistently. She's kind of a fucking asshole.
Yes women are annoying.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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I love my mother but I hate interacting with her like 60% of the time. I'll ask her a question and she'll give me an answer to a question I didn't ask. It makes me feel fucking crazy. Or she'll initiate a conversation and cut me off every time I speak. She thinks she knows what I'm going to say and gets it wrong consistently. She's kind of a fucking asshole.
1. Suicide is not pfg don’t be a fag.
2. You could have much worse for a mother believe me.
 
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