You don't have a agent

[Meownaw]

“80’s hair metal cover band” yet set in the future. Don’t forget Pat thinks Wolfmother sounds influenced by 80s hair metal yet they sound nothing like it. He thinks shoving random things into a book makes it interesting yet shows he can’t even come up with a good story. Also “found family” is nothing to be proud of, makes sense why his own family hates him and doesn’t want him around.

I can't remember the exact thing he wrote before the book starts but I remember it being peak cringe.

 

[guest]

View attachment 49437

"An 80s hair metal coverband"


Where do we play?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"An 80s hair metal coverband"


Where do we play?

Since Pat is stupid he would think Boston or Styx would be 80’s hair metal.

 

[Stent]

Pat and PrinceBvstin are co-writing a new version of Hook. It's called Child Rape Island.

 

[guest]

Pat and PrinceBvstin are co-writing a new version of Hook. It's called Child Rape Island.

The twist at the end is it was all a dream of a young autistic child being throated by a big roll of pepperoni in one end and an ethical boy lover at the other. That boy? You guessed it, frank stallone.