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You don't have a agent

stealthygeek

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Nice tacit show of stupidity, stupid.
It's 'tacit', stypid.
Linger longer.

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Don't wanna see either of you dummies dropping a "That's a [X] reference, Dan" anytime soon.
 
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Looking forward to the day he tweets something like "Welp, finally sent my Christmas Carol sequel to my agent. I think it's the best thing I've ever written. Now to wait and see who wants to publish it most!" and then never mentions its existence ever again.
I hope he can find a way to make his ego believe that amazon self-publishing is the way to go and that traditional publishing is dying. In his case it would only be helpful to his "career" since nobody besides his 10 loyal readers would buy shit like Dickens+Tarantino fanfic except as a $.99 impulse buy.
 
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Looking forward to the day he tweets something like "Welp, finally sent my Christmas Carol sequel to my agent. I think it's the best thing I've ever written. Now to wait and see who wants to publish it most!" and then never mentions its existence ever again.
He used to talk about shopping one of his books around Hollywood, making pretend studios were interested in making a film. Haven't heard about that for a while.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He used to talk about shopping one of his books around Hollywood, making pretend studios were interested in making a film. Haven't heard about that for a while.
He bragged about having a script for one of his books like that made him important in Hollywood. Anyone can write a script, doesn’t mean Hollywood is interested.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Seems like that content gold rush is over and the studios are finally seeing that woke shit isnt going to turn a profit.
Especially when his selling points are “it has a homosexual military guy! It will make trump voters mad!” And “it’s in space and has a transgender crab!” And other nonsense that has nothing to do with the story. Also doesn’t help he named a character after Kamala Harris since the media tried and failed to make people like her. “But there’s a character named Fonald Plump, you know, like Donald Trump! The guy that used to be president…”
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Especially when his selling points are “it has a homosexual military guy! It will make trump voters mad!” And “it’s in space and has a transgender crab!” And other nonsense that has nothing to do with the story. Also doesn’t help he named a character after Kamala Harris since the media tried and failed to make people like her. “But there’s a character named Fonald Plump, you know, like Donald Trump! The guy that used to be president…”
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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“80’s hair metal cover band” yet set in the future. Don’t forget Pat thinks Wolfmother sounds influenced by 80s hair metal yet they sound nothing like it. He thinks shoving random things into a book makes it interesting yet shows he can’t even come up with a good story. Also “found family” is nothing to be proud of, makes sense why his own family hates him and doesn’t want him around.
 
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