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Some lily-white pussies around here tell ya what.
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Very true.I unironically think she was great: screw society, it doesn't give a fuck about you, but behave honorably with your family and people in your community. Your word and reputation is all you have.
Nice almost fucking killing or maiming someone, stupid.I went with a bunch of friends to a highway overpass in the middle of the night. We started throwing rocks on cars passing underneath, and finally someone dropped a giant boulder onto a semi and fucked it up pretty good. Like we heard the windshield break etc. The guy pulled over, we all hid in the woods nearby, and we heard him screaming "I know you're there you little motherfuckers!" Who would think all these years later I'd be another fat trucker posting on onaforums.
We attacked a UPS truck with snowballs and somehow ended up breaking the guys windshield wipers. The we would bumper ride his truck as he drove away covered in snow sliding all over.We would camp out on the steps of the library after school. Wasn't long before we realized a new city bus passed right in front of us every few minutes. We used to make snowballs with rocks built into them, stockpiling ammunition in anticipation for the next bus. The hum of the bus engine and the sound of snowballs banging into the side of the bus...
If you could get one into an open window, you were considered a local sports hero. If you grew up in a big city you know being unsupervised + knowing you can't go to jail until you're 18 = Bonus points when you infuriate the bus driver and passengers into yelling shit at you, roping adults into yelling at you was so much fun because we knew they had no idea who our parents were. I feel sorry for people who grew up in a quiet small town.
Is this you?We attacked a UPS truck with snowballs and somehow ended up breaking the guys windshield wipers. The we would bumper ride his truck as he drove away covered in snow sliding all over.
Bump riding busses was the absolute best as well. Got away with a ton of shit.
Really good times.
Who carries one egg?
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