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It's okay brotherman.We got off on the wrong foot
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It's okay brotherman.We got off on the wrong foot
Wait, you're not Dutch right?We got off on the wrong foot
What, did the faggoty wooden clogs give it away?Wait, you're not Dutch right?
Sometimes I think that the root of the entire conflict between white and black, for centuries, is due to dick sizeWe were a motley assortment of white trash, feather niggers and a nigger kid who grew up to be funny as hell with a huge dick.
That's actually awesome and would startle the shit out of me.We would put fireworks under traffic cones. We'd try time it so the cone would inexplicably fly 10ft into the air as a car was driving past. Good times
Oh yeah we would have deserved any beatings we got. I was the fastest runner in the group (jungle blood and all) so it wouldn't have been me anyways.If a guy beat the shit out of some kids for that, I'd give him a free pass on the jury.
You were the right kind of 13.Oh yeah we would have deserved any beatings we got. I was the fastest runner in the group (jungle blood and all) so it wouldn't have been me anyways.
Same here. I was also good at climbing fences and trees. I'd get onto garage roofs to hide from people who would be looking for us because we did something shitty like throwing apples at their car as they're going 50 mph.Oh yeah we would have deserved any beatings we got. I was the fastest runner in the group (jungle blood and all) so it wouldn't have been me anyways.
If we were ever getting chased I'd jog along with the boys until they started to get tired and slow down and once I knew they couldn't escape I'd fucking bolt, lol.Same here. I was also good at climbing fences and trees. I'd get onto garage roofs to hide from people who would be looking for us because we did something shitty like throwing apples at their car as they're going 50 mph.
We also knew to just split up to cause confusion. I'd always get away by jumping someones fence and cutting through their yard. Once that happens you're pretty much golden because it'll take the guy longer to drive around and catch up.If we were ever getting chased I'd jog along with the boys until they started to get tired and slow down and once I knew they couldn't escape I'd fucking bolt, lol.
The first few times I'd just run my hardest and get clear but I had some close calls with people circling the block and nearly getting me alone so I switched tactics. My friends didn't like it much but they didn't have much choice since they couldn't outrun me.
Nobody ever beat their asses but they did get hauled home to their dads who did the deed a few times.
They were idiots who always clumped and we were often in a soccer field that gave us a good view of the cars coming so there was no real advantage in running off alone - seemed to me that people tried to run me down when I separated.We also knew to just split up to cause confusion. I'd always get away by jumping someones fence and cutting through their yard.
I remember my friend Miguel convinced some latchkey toddler, who literally used to walk round outside in his underwear and barefoot all the time, to go inside his house and get him $20 from his mother's drawer. Nigga come out with $20 and Miguel gave him $1.
We head down the street to throw some stuff and cars and about 30 mins we see Miguel's mom walking towards us from the distance. We didn't know how to react so we just stood there and she angrily approached us, with that neighborhood toddler holding her hand and crying.
Apparently she found out about her own son ripping the kid off and made Miguel empty his pockets and give her the $20 in which she gave back to the kid.
The woman didn't even care that we were in the middle of throwing rocks at cars, she was just pissed at how scummy her 10 year old son was.
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