WWAWD throwing stuff at cars when you were a kid?

[aRTie02150]

Me and my little friends would throw small rocks or crabapples at passing cars and trucks on the major street near the neighborhood pretty regularly.

One time this kid Salah threw a full sized pear at a car regular car that wasn't even going fast and hit it directly at the driver's side door. I remember running down the small grassy hill to look down and street and seen the same black car bang a u turn and gassed it back toward us. I ran up the hill and yelled to my friends "yo that car is coming back!" and we all ran into the wooded area just beyond the hill we were standing on. Everyone except Sal. We were all in the trees and Sal was just about to run into the treeline and we heard the car screech. Guy pops out screaming at Sal and pretty much threatening to kill him and eventually just got back into his car and peeled away.

We all stood there frozen about 20 feet into the woods as Sal was shaking terrified after the guy yelled at him. He eventually scurries into the woods with us and we proceed to jump a couple of fences and end up back in our neighborhood.

Sal never threw shit at cars again.

 

[Dog Eater]

Me and my little friends would throw small rocks or crabapples at passing cars and trucks on the major street near the neighborhood pretty regularly.

One time this kid Salah threw a full sized pear at a car regular car that wasn't even going fast and hit it directly at the driver's side door. I remember running down the small grassy hill to look down and street and seen the same black car bang a u turn and gassed it back toward us. I ran up the hill and yelled to my friends "yo that car is coming back!" and we all ran into the wooded area just beyond the hill we were standing on. Everyone except Sal. We were all in the trees and Sal was just about to run into the treeline and we heard the car screech. Guy pops out screaming at Sal and pretty much threatening to kill him and eventually just got back into his car and peeled away.

We all stood there frozen about 20 feet into the woods as Sal was shaking terrified after the guy yelled at him. He eventually scurries into the woods with us and we proceed to jump a couple of fences and end up back in our neighborhood.

Sal never threw shit at cars again.

Exactly this but also hiding in bushes with water guns and unloading into anyone with open windows. Good times.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I went with a bunch of friends to a highway overpass in the middle of the night. We started throwing rocks on cars passing underneath, and finally someone dropped a giant boulder onto a semi and fucked it up pretty good. Like we heard the windshield break etc. The guy pulled over, we all hid in the woods nearby, and we heard him screaming "I know you're there you little motherfuckers!" Who would think all these years later I'd be another fat trucker posting on onaforums.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Just snowballs, anything harder was some real nigger shit.

I like the slice of life posts though Artie. Keep them coming

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

My dad made sure to make it clear never fuck with someones car at a very early age so that really wasnt a prank I was willing to do.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

Only cinder blocks.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Paintball guns, homie. Me and my middle school crew were some real ass pipe hittin niggas. 6th grade Delta team reppin our set

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I hate to be that guy but “no” because I’m white. I’ll hang up and listen.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I grew up in the suburbs, child. That's what inner city youth do.

 

[guest]

Lots of snowballs, yeah. We lit up a cop car one night and got to watch the cops fall on their asses at the top of the bridge embankment. By the time they got their bearings we were way off in the woods.

In summer we'd do water balloons. I was off school sick one day and went out to get high and fuck around - filled up a normal balloon with water and hit a car that was just coming home from the dealership. That was the day I learned that water balloons are deliberately thinner than the regular ones to ensure they'll pop. Fucked up his door panel pretty good. He chased me but I was a quick little bastard who knew the area so I lost him. Somebody snitched on me so I waited a month or two and egged the fuck out of their house and their mom's car.

 

[aRTie02150]

I remember my friend Miguel convinced some latchkey toddler, who literally used to walk round outside in his underwear and barefoot all the time, to go inside his house and get him $20 from his mother's drawer. Nigga come out with $20 and Miguel gave him $1.

We head down the street to throw some stuff and cars and about 30 mins we see Miguel's mom walking towards us from the distance. We didn't know how to react so we just stood there and she angrily approached us, with that neighborhood toddler holding her hand and crying.

Apparently she found out about her own son ripping the kid off and made Miguel empty his pockets and give her the $20 in which she gave back to the kid.

The woman didn't even care that we were in the middle of throwing rocks at cars, she was just pissed at how scummy her 10 year old son was.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

The niggers are coming from INSIDE THE FORUM

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The niggers are coming from INSIDE THE FORUM

I never threw anything at cars (white) but i am white trash so me and muh cuzzins would fire pellet guns into the windshields of any broken down vehicles we'd find in barns or sheds

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

One time some kids threw a snowball at my grandfather's car and he fucking lost it. It was the angriest I ever saw him. It was in front of my high school. He got out and started yelling at the kids as they ran away and then he started yelling at the crossing guard. "You just stand there and let these little shits fuck around like that??" "I'm just a crossing guard, sir." "Yeah, you ARE just a crossing guard, you do-nothing loser!"

 

[guest]

The niggers are coming from INSIDE THE FORUM

We were a motley assortment of white trash, feather niggers and a nigger kid who grew up to be funny as hell with a huge dick.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

We were a motley assortment of white trash, feather niggers and a nigger kid who grew up to be funny as hell with a huge dick.

Nice knowing facts about your friend's dick, stupid.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

I have no idea why, but some of my friends would egg another kids moms car every mother's day.
It made no sense, they were friends with the guy, the mom wasn't some weird bitch, I was in the car with them during one of these, they just remembered it was mother's day and got eggs from their house and did it (I did not partake)

Eggs are hard to get off too, I only found out last year, car got an egg while parked at my brother's, no idea why or who it was meant for or if random, but it was only 1 egg, I didn't see any other cars egged
Who carries one egg?

 

[guest]

Nice knowing facts about your friend's dick, stupid.

Shit, it auto-corrected quarter-nigger and nice not getting the subtext that I was talking about myself, fag

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

One time some kids threw a snowball at my grandfather's car and he fucking lost it. It was the angriest I ever saw him. It was in front of my high school. He got out and started yelling at the kids as they ran away and then he started yelling at the crossing guard. "You just stand there and let these little shits fuck around like that??" "I'm just a crossing guard, sir." "Yeah, you ARE just a crossing guard, you do-nothing loser!"

Real ass grandpa. He really gave that crossing guard the business

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Shit, it auto-corrected quarter-nigger and nice not getting the subtext that I was talking about myself, fag

We got off on the wrong foot