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This absolute dog shit. I haven’t been this annoyed in a theatre since Shutter Island.
So am i, It’s an enjoyable movie but in the original script there was a sex scene between the Jean Reno and Natalie Portman characters. Sick shit.
The French are fucking degenerates.
I didn't hate Looper when it came out. But when I rewatched it a few years later, it really bugged me. It's pretty much impossible to make a time travel movie where the paradox doesn't take me completely out of it.View attachment 87882
This absolute dog shit. I haven’t been this annoyed in a theatre since Shutter Island.
I hated 5th element the first time I saw it. It grew on me once then and now I love it. I have never had such a change of heart for a movie beforeSpecifically these ones.
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People like this ironically, right? I saw it for the first time a few years ago and hated it. Not even a so-bad-it's-good movie.
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Same director, same unwatchable trash. Scarlett Johansson is a shitty actress. Speaking of which:
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She sucks in this too. Nice trying to be taken seriously and ending up in this arthouse horseshit, Black Widow.
Our scheduled clashedBut Milla Jovovic is fuucking sexy, man!
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(Sorry for barging in like the Cool Aid Man and hijacking another thread with my autism)
I go deep with The Arrival, brotherman. They made a not so entertaining sequel Starring Patrick Muldoon (jerk pilot from Starship Troopers) https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0122961/?ref_=nm_flmg_t_76_actView attachment 87839
Another shitty one that's still fairly entertaining. Charlie Sheen looks kind of like Gordon Freeman in it (ha ha ha! holeee shittt).
The Postman is so stupid and corny I read the book to see what the source material was like. Not good.
I liked Primer but that was ages ago so I'd probably hate it now.I didn't hate Looper when it came out. But when I rewatched it a few years later, it really bugged me. It's pretty much impossible to make a time travel movie where the paradox doesn't take me completely out of it.
they suck...Specifically these ones.
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People like this ironically, right? I saw it for the first time a few years ago and hated it. Not even a so-bad-it's-good movie.
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Same director, same unwatchable trash. Scarlett Johansson is a shitty actress. Speaking of which:
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She sucks in this too. Nice trying to be taken seriously and ending up in this arthouse horseshit, Black Widow.
Big Wyyz, summing it up, Big Wyyzthey suck...
Lifeforce has *the* greatest pair of tits I’ve ever seen in my life. That chick knew it too. She used to walk around the set naked.
Holy shitLifeforce has *the* greatest pair of tits I’ve ever seen in my life. That chick knew it too. She used to walk around the set naked.
Screamers is a sci fi channel classic that I have great fondness for and just rewatched with my kid.
Robot Jox, while garbage, is also a sci-fi channel classic. Just watched that again too.
The Postman has a skeleton of a good movie inside it, it just fell apart somewhere in the execution. The world isn’t gritty enough and the villain didn’t totally work for me.
This absolute dog shit. I haven’t been this annoyed in a theatre since Shutter Island.
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