WWAWD shitty sci-fi movies?

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Specifically these ones.

1)

People like this ironically, right? I saw it for the first time a few years ago and hated it. Not even a so-bad-it's-good movie.

2)

Same director, same unwatchable trash. Scarlett Johansson is a shitty actress. Speaking of which:

3)

She sucks in this too. Nice trying to be taken seriously and ending up in this arthouse horseshit, Black Widow.

 

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Out of all of these I would probably rate Fifth Element the highest, but I'm not the biggest fan of that movie. Chris Tucker and most of the characters are flamboyant and annoying. 12 Monkeys is probably my favorite Bruce Willis sci-fi from da 90s.

Never seen Lucy.

Under The Skin was kind of neat and had a disturbing feel, but I saw it once and I'm in no hurry to see this fucking thing's face again on screen.

 

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Out of all of these I would probably rate Fifth Element the highest, but I'm not the biggest fan of that movie. Chris Tucker and most of the characters are flamboyant and annoying. 12 Monkeys is probably my favorite Bruce Willis sci-fi from da 90s.

Never seen Lucy.

Under The Skin was kind of neat and had a disturbing feel, but I saw it once and I'm in no hurry to see this fucking thing's face again on screen.

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12 Monkies is good. Under the Skin sounded exactly like something I'd be into, but I fawkin hated it. She was just a weird choice for that role. Ex Machina was PFG, as far as that kind of sci-fi goes

 

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12 Monkies is good. Under the Skin sounded exactly like something I'd be into, but I fawkin hated it. She was just a weird choice for that role. Ex Machina was PFG, as far as that kind of sci-fi goes

Yeah, Ex Machina was one of the better ones of the past decade. I would rate that much higher. Lucy I skipped because it looked like a generic sci-fi action movie. I didn't even know it was by Luc Besson. I do think The Fifth Element is pretty overrated. I think people mostly like it for the iconic look and characters. When I think of that movie it makes me think of dumb bitches cosplaying as Mila Jovovich's character.

Did you see that Valerian movie he did? I thought that blew.

 

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I've got one for you guys. WWAWD K-Pax? I've seen it many times and I'm not sure if it's a good or bad movie and I don't really get what they were going for with it.

 

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Yeah, Ex Machina was one of the better ones of the past decade. I would rate that much higher. Lucy I skipped because it looked like a generic sci-fi action movie. I didn't even know it was by Luc Besson. I do think The Fifth Element is pretty overrated. I think people mostly like it for the iconic look and characters. When I think of that movie it makes me think of dumb bitches cosplaying as Mila Jovovich's character.
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Did you see that Valerian movie he did? I thought that blew.

Lucy made me angry to watch. Never saw Valerian because I hate both of the leads in it and because Besson directed it. Also I think this is the first time I've heard someone mention K-Pax since it came out.

 

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Another shitty one that's still fairly entertaining. Charlie Sheen looks kind of like Gordon Freeman in it (ha ha ha! holeee shittt).

 

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Another shitty one that's still fairly entertaining. Charlie Sheen looks kind of like Gordon Freeman in it (ha ha ha! holeee shittt).

I've never even heard of that. Making me feel like a real Gregg Hughes here

 

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I thought this would be about genuinely low budget shitty ones that would have been straight to DVD like Megaquake 10.0 where the script is the exact same as Ice Tornado with a different disaster.

Those suck but are fun to watch.

5th element was fun at the time. Same with Armageddon (but not deep impact).

 

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WWAWD Alita Battle Angel? Or is it Battle Angel Alita?

 

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I thought this would be about genuinely low budget shitty ones that would have been straight to DVD like Megaquake 10.0 where the script is the exact same as Ice Tornado with a different disaster.

Those suck but are fun to watch.

5th element was fun at the time. Same with Armageddon (but not deep impact).

Yeah I worded the title poorly. I enjoyed Armageddon as a kid. I can't imagine it holds up, but then again a lot of 90s schlock doesn't.

 

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Gary Oldman makes anything worth watching

 

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The fifth element is love!

Is it?!?

 

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Gary Oldman makes anything worth watching

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Even he couldn't save that movie for me.

 

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Yeah, Ex Machina was one of the better ones of the past decade. I would rate that much higher. Lucy I skipped because it looked like a generic sci-fi action movie. I didn't even know it was by Luc Besson. I do think The Fifth Element is pretty overrated. I think people mostly like it for the iconic look and characters. When I think of that movie it makes me think of dumb bitches cosplaying as Mila Jovovich's character.
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Did you see that Valerian movie he did? I thought that blew.

Holy basederoni, is this where Chick from Paramore got her style from?

 

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@johnnynoname is about to tell us why Lucy ruled, yo

 

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@johnnynoname is about to tell us why Lucy ruled, yo

Actually that's more @ShutYourCakeHorn territory.

Taggin' my own lines, what a faggot

 

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Even he couldn't save that movie for me.

Blasphemy!

 

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WWAW Luc Besson being degenerate pedo scum?

 

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Blasphemy!

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I love the fawkin Gary Oldman, he was great when we had him on da show. But seriously, I felt like I was missing something with that movie. I was bored shitless. Took me 3 tries to get through it without falling asleep.