WWAWD North American mountain lion aka puma aka cougar?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is the one I was thinking of

 

[Opesterino]

 

[Rick Roblinson]

What makes them terrifying is unlike dogs, cats or foxes they can work in teams. I don't know if it's intelligence or communication. But a team of 3 racoons will take all your trash, recycling, and the lighter you forget on the patio in 10 minutes.

There's this YouTube channel of a fat old guy who goes out on his back porch and sits in a chair with a bucket of food and lets like 25 raccoons swarm him as he feeds them. They crawl all over him and everything. They'll probably tear him to shreds one night or he'll purposely die in the chair so they can eat his dead body.

 

[DMbA]

Does no one have a fucking gun.

does no one have a thumb to jam up its ass

I'd mount the puma's and my dog's heads side by side.

 

[DMbA]

There's this YouTube channel of a fat old guy who goes out on his back porch and sits in a chair with a bucket of food and lets like 25 raccoons swarm him as he feeds them. They crawl all over him and everything. They'll probably tear him to shreds one night or he'll purposely die in the chair so they can eat his dead body.

imagine how much of a nuisance it would be to live near that fella

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Raccoons can be fawkin problem sometimes. I’ve heard of them eating a litter of kittens while the mom was away, but they’re kinda cute so I get why people like them. I like armadillos. They’re pretty much harmless
If you ever do see a mountain lion they are more then likely going to leave you alone, but you better be ready to protect yourself because they definitely see you as a potential meal.

I’m only replying to myself because I tried to upload this photo at the time of originally posting, but armadillos are PFG. Picture below shows a screenshot from a video I made of two armadillos fighting

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I’m only replying to myself because I tried to upload this photo at the time of originally posting, but armadillos are PFG. Picture below shows a screenshot from a video I made of two armadillos fighting

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"Nine-banded armadillos (Dasypus novemcinctus) are naturally infected with Mycobacterium leprae and have been implicated in zoonotic transmission of leprosy"

Lol. Dasypus = da pussy.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

"Nine-banded armadillos (Dasypus novemcinctus) are naturally infected with Mycobacterium leprae and have been implicated in zoonotic transmission of leprosy"

Lol. Dasypus = da pussy.

dassapusdo Just chillin and fuckin leprosy

 

[UnPRePared]

Growing up we always walked home from school in groups because the loners would get picked off by cougars pretty reliably.

Hot.

 

[Chive Turkey]

"Nine-banded armadillos (Dasypus novemcinctus) are naturally infected with Mycobacterium leprae and have been implicated in zoonotic transmission of leprosy"

Lol. Dasypus = da pussy.

At least @FrogmanKurlan will have the honor of being the only brotherman to die to a premodern disease instead of boring old ass cancer until we find out Dougie has contracted syphillis.

 

[BUBBLER]

They're beautiful animals but unfortunately their populations need to be controlled now and again, at least in faggot-land California. I'd prefer that 70% of humans in CA were culled, of course. You bring your pets to the woods, you should expect some nonsense eventually.

I hope they eat all the shitty purse dogs

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

At least @FrogmanKurlan will have the honor of being the only brotherman to die to a premodern disease instead of boring old ass cancer until we find out Dougie has contracted syphillis.

I stopped fucking armadillos years ago and I ain’t dead yet. Eating at Pita Pit keeps me healthy