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WWAWD North American mountain lion aka puma aka cougar?

FrogmanKurlan

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Did this guy just fire 2 rounds to scare off a cat? Is that even legal?
Why wouldn’t it be legal? It’s a fucking wild animal out in the wilderness, but I think he just missed because he is one handing the pistol. It’s illegal to fire warning shots at people but this is a completely different situation.
 

Turk February

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Why wouldn’t it be legal? It’s a fucking wild animal out in the wilderness, but I think he just missed because he is one handing the pistol. It’s illegal to fire warning shots at people but this is a completely different situation.
Because it's a fucking kitty and he's scaring it
 

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FrogmanKurlan

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I love cats and raccoons. Though the latter scare me sometimes. I like skunks. I'm one of those assholes who feeds squirrels. I don't think I'd fire at a mountain lion. I'd just walk away from it. Unless I have an open pound of ground beef in my pocket.
Raccoons can be fawkin problem sometimes. I’ve heard of them eating a litter of kittens while the mom was away, but they’re kinda cute so I get why people like them. I like armadillos. They’re pretty much harmless
If you ever do see a mountain lion they are more then likely going to leave you alone, but you better be ready to protect yourself because they definitely see you as a potential meal.
 

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Lookit the size of this sucker.




This thing was coming down from the mountain and eating people's pets and this guy who used to play for the Broncos tracked it for miles up and down the mountain and finally shot it with a bow while it was up in a tree. It was 7'6 long without the tail. I thought it was an AI image until I googled the story, I didn't know they got that big.
 

Turk February

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Raccoons can be fawkin problem sometimes. I’ve heard of them eating a litter of kittens while the mom was away, but they’re kinda cute so I get why people like them. I like armadillos. They’re pretty much harmless
If you ever do see a mountain lion they are more then likely going to leave you alone, but you better be ready to protect yourself because they definitely see you as a potential meal.
What makes them terrifying is unlike dogs, cats or foxes they can work in teams. I don't know if it's intelligence or communication. But a team of 3 racoons will take all your trash, recycling, and the lighter you forget on the patio in 10 minutes.
 

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I'd rather run into just about anything else. Years ago there was a big news story that swept Canada. A mountain lion grabbed a guy's Jack Russell terrier out if his yard and the guy chased it down and actually punched it out and saved his dog lol. Most Canadian shit ever. The guy was just some chubby hick

Edit: I tried to find the news video and instead found ANOTHER one of a guy who punched a cougar at Tim Horton's lmao. This shit happens all the time

 
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