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No retard they’re not.They're the biggest threat to humans out there
Sharpen your machetes, stupid. I'd have gone with an axe, personally.
Does no one have a fucking gun.
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No retard they’re not.They're the biggest threat to humans out there
Sharpen your machetes, stupid. I'd have gone with an axe, personally.
Here's the lion that killed my dog while my bitch wife filmed itI wonder if he kept the head as a trophy ? Would have been cool to mount it on a wall, hell of a story to tell.
It's just a big cat taking revenge for its smaller brothers and sisters. This is a war that has been happening for many years.
He was a cunt. No one will question that. But I think there are deeper economical and political differences between dogs and catsIt's all that dumb Odie's fault!
No retard they’re not.
Does no one have a fucking gun.
Why wouldn’t it be legal? It’s a fucking wild animal out in the wilderness, but I think he just missed because he is one handing the pistol. It’s illegal to fire warning shots at people but this is a completely different situation.Did this guy just fire 2 rounds to scare off a cat? Is that even legal?
Because it's a fucking kitty and he's scaring itWhy wouldn’t it be legal? It’s a fucking wild animal out in the wilderness, but I think he just missed because he is one handing the pistol. It’s illegal to fire warning shots at people but this is a completely different situation.
Aww Turk you’re a gentle soulBecause it's a fucking kitty and he's scaring it
I love cats and raccoons. Though the latter scare me sometimes. I like skunks. I'm one of those assholes who feeds squirrels. I don't think I'd fire at a mountain lion. I'd just walk away from it. Unless I have an open pound of ground beef in my pocket.Aww Turk you’re a gentle soul
I love cats and raccoons. Though the latter scare me sometimes. I like skunks. I'm one of those assholes who feeds squirrels. I don't think I'd fire at a mountain lion. I'd just walk away from it. Unless I have an open pound of ground beef in my pocket.
You'd shoot a motor scooter and eat it. I know your kin.I’d shoot it for looking at me.
Raccoons can be fawkin problem sometimes. I’ve heard of them eating a litter of kittens while the mom was away, but they’re kinda cute so I get why people like them. I like armadillos. They’re pretty much harmlessI love cats and raccoons. Though the latter scare me sometimes. I like skunks. I'm one of those assholes who feeds squirrels. I don't think I'd fire at a mountain lion. I'd just walk away from it. Unless I have an open pound of ground beef in my pocket.
What makes them terrifying is unlike dogs, cats or foxes they can work in teams. I don't know if it's intelligence or communication. But a team of 3 racoons will take all your trash, recycling, and the lighter you forget on the patio in 10 minutes.Raccoons can be fawkin problem sometimes. I’ve heard of them eating a litter of kittens while the mom was away, but they’re kinda cute so I get why people like them. I like armadillos. They’re pretty much harmless
If you ever do see a mountain lion they are more then likely going to leave you alone, but you better be ready to protect yourself because they definitely see you as a potential meal.
I'd mount the puma's and my dog's heads side by side.I wonder if he kept the head as a trophy ? Would have been cool to mount it on a wall, hell of a story to tell.
Maybe they will take your beer cansWhat makes them terrifying is unlike dogs, cats or foxes they can work in teams. I don't know if it's intelligence or communication. But a team of 3 racoons will take all your trash, recycling, and the lighter you forget on the patio in 10 minutes.
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