WWAWD North American mountain lion aka puma aka cougar?

[Last Word Nelsonn]

For context, this guy was packing up his truck after hunting with his two dogs. The larger dog was wandering around in the nearby woods while the smaller one chilled out in the road in front of the truck.

When the video starts, you see the bigger, brown dog come quickly into frame from the woods - then you realize he's following a fucking mountain lion.

The cougar makes a B-line for the smaller dog's neck, and it's helpless. The cougar rolls over to pin its prey while the brown dog stands there barking helplessly to alert the owner.

That's when the owner emerges from behind the truck with a machete and literally hacks the head off the lion. But it never releases its grip on the dog and, based on followups to this video, the dog bled out. The title of the vid is wrong - the dog died on the ground there.

The adrenaline is through the roof.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

There's an extended version of this that seems to have been removed from Youtube where the owner puts his boot on the head of the cougar and continues to hack its head clean off. I'd say it happens in less than 10 seconds after this video above ends.

 

[Peckas]

But, Rick told me species all get along so this is clearly a fake!

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

But, Rick told me species all get along so this is clearly a fake!

Well yeah, the cougar just wanted to rip the dog's throat out to say Hello.

I have seen this video 35 times, and I only just noticed he had machetes in BOTH hands.

This guy wildernesses.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Sharpen your machetes, stupid. I'd have gone with an axe, personally.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

They're beautiful animals but unfortunately their populations need to be controlled now and again, at least in faggot-land California. I'd prefer that 70% of humans in CA were culled, of course. You bring your pets to the woods, you should expect some nonsense eventually.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

They're beautiful animals but unfortunately their populations need to be controlled now and again, at least in faggot-land California. I'd prefer that 70% of humans in CA were culled, of course. You bring your pets to the woods, you should expect some nonsense eventually.

They're the biggest threat to humans out there because they're silent and, unlike bears, hunt alone without their cubs around.

They say you'll know a mountain lion is attacking you only once your neck is in it's jaws. It's like a jaguar from the southern hemisphere. I don't want to drive them to extinction, but they need to be taught to fear humans and their dog companions. They need to be TAUGHT.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

But, Rick told me species all get along so this is clearly a fake!

No, child, thaT is noT whaT I TolD you.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Growing up we always walked home from school in groups because the loners would get picked off by cougars pretty reliably.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Yeah, I've seen them in the wild (not up close) a couple of times. I've seen one skinned. Very thick, powerful tendons in legs, neck, and jaw. I wish their favorite foods were coyotes and Mexican American teenagers, let me tell ya.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

There’s so many in the coastal mountains of Calif.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Yeah, I've seen them in the wild (not up close) a couple of times. I've seen one skinned. Very thick, powerful tendons in legs, neck, and jaw. I wish their favorite foods were coyotes and Mexican American teenagers, let me tell ya.

I've never seen one but I came across some really fresh tracks on the edge of a creek. He was probably watching us while we inspected them.

 

[Turk February]

It's just a big cat taking revenge for its smaller brothers and sisters. This is a war that has been happening for many years. The fox is a confusing third side.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

bad kitty

 

[Turk February]

bad kitty

I used to own a much smaller mountain lion. It went meow and bit me often.


Edit 1: wait I think it was just a really mean cat. Piece of shit.

 

[DMbA]

machetes in BOTH hands.

Dual wielding! Sorry master but I must go, just this once!



If he wasn't doing spinning attacks or had one on fire and the other on ice like Lloyd from tales of Symphonia why bother

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I grew up in the southwest near mountains and canyons and shit. Heading home one night we were near a campground and came to a point in the road where an RV coming the opposite direction had come to a complete stop because there was a mountain lion right in front of it, casually crossing the road. From it's head to the tip of it's tail it was nearly as big as the RV was wide. Fucking huge. The direction it was coming from meant that it had gone through the campground, too. It could have easily fucked up anybody sitting around a campfire if it had wanted to. I've never heard of anyone being attacked in the area either. If you get attacked by one that is like winning the shittiest lottery ever.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Growing up we always walked home from school in groups because the loners would get picked off by cougars pretty reliably.

Fuck do you live, Tibet?

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

Fuck do you live, Tibet?

Yeah but don't tell anyone

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I wonder if he kept the head as a trophy ? Would have been cool to mount it on a wall, hell of a story to tell.