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WWAWD Kidney Stones

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Do kidney stones get the gas face?

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Get you something like this:
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Pretty sure I had one, but as soon as I felt the pain, I ordered something like this off of Amazon and started taking it the next day. It really made it go away. I think I passed it because I felt a slight burning when I took a piss a day or two later, but no major pain or blood. Always good to have on hand.
 

Dummy Gaynuts

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Get you something like this:
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Pretty sure I had one, but as soon as I felt the pain, I ordered something like this off of Amazon and started taking it the next day. It really made it go away. I think I passed it because I felt a slight burning when I took a piss a day or two later, but no major pain or blood. Always good to have on hand.
@Josh Goodnaturedly ?
 

1073waaf

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I had one a long time ago and it was excruciating. They gave me a cone with a strainer to piss through so I could catch the stone for testing. I ended up catching it but I just kept it.

I still have it in a little sample jar somewhere. It looks like a few grains of sand glued together.
 

Jenna

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Happened to my dad (who didn't die) and he said it was the most painful experience of his life.

I bought one of those 40 oz plastic water bottles like a year or so ago when I went on a camping trip and that dumb bottle hasn't left my side since. I'll wake up in the middle of the night, chug water for like 5 seconds and then go back to sleep.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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That shit seems like hell. The pictures of them fascinate me though. It's just weird that your body makes a little rock that you unfortunately have to piss out. I'm sorry you're going through this, Artie. You're the last person I'd wish the pain of pushing a solid, jagged 4mm object through your urethra on.
 

PorqueDealer

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I've never heard a single person say "my kidney stone actually wasn't that bad" -- it's almost universally agreed upon as one of the worst pains you can endure. I'm always mildly dehydrated, so I guess I'll find out myself soon enough.

A friend had them, when in the ER his wife commented something along the lines of "calm down its probably not as bad as childbirth".
Both Dr's and nurses said it was much worse.
 
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