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WWAWD Kidney Stones

aRTie02150

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I went to the ER today for the first time in my life, not counting car accidents, because of a kidney stone.

It felt like someone stabbed me in my kidney and I was laying on the floor of my bathroom from 4am crying from the pain.

I thought something bursted in my body so decided to go to the ER and was told by the doctor after a CT scan that I have a 4mm kidney stone. He explained them to me and made me feel like it's nothing to be ashamed of, he mentioned how fucking painful it must be so decided to give me the weekend off.
 
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God be with you, no BS. I got em, but nothing that bad yet 🤞 . Friend of mine passed one in that size range and told me it felt like what he imagined a gunshot might be like. Doc gave you advice on diet and diligent hydration, right? I forget what foods are to be avoided in excess, I guess things with a lot of calcium. I was told that sourgrass is bad, which sucks because I love it and it grows everywhere.
 
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aRTie02150 said:
I went to the ER today for the first time in my life, not counting car accidents, because of a kidney stone.

It felt like someone stabbed me in my kidney and I was laying on the floor of my bathroom from 4am crying from the pain.

I thought something bursted in my body so decided to go to the ER and was told by the doctor after a CT scan that I have a 4mm kidney stone. He explained them to me and made me feel like it's nothing to be ashamed of, he mentioned how fucking painful it must be so decided to give me the weekend off.
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Fucking brutal, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I had one a couple years back from all the caffeine I was drinking at work, every time it hit me I'd literally beg God to just let me die. Also wanted to blow everyone who had a hand in creating Percocet. It was like Jesus coming down from Heaven when that warmth washed away the pain.

If you suspect even slightly that the pain might be coming back, pop a pill. Try to conserve as many as possible though, because once you shoot that bitch out through your dickhole, it's also going to suck ass. You'll probably have to force the piss out for a few days after due to swelling.
 
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aRTie02150 said:
I went to the ER today for the first time in my life, not counting car accidents, because of a kidney stone.

It felt like someone stabbed me in my kidney and I was laying on the floor of my bathroom from 4am crying from the pain.

I thought something bursted in my body so decided to go to the ER and was told by the doctor after a CT scan that I have a 4mm kidney stone. He explained them to me and made me feel like it's nothing to be ashamed of, he mentioned how fucking painful it must be so decided to give me the weekend off.
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Christ Almighty, Art. Thoughts and prayers.
 
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Fucking brutal, I wouldn't wish it on anyone. I had one a couple years back from all the caffeine I was drinking at work, every time it hit me I'd literally beg God to just let me die. Also wanted to blow everyone who had a hand in creating Percocet. It was like Jesus coming down from Heaven when that warmth washed away the pain.

If you suspect even slightly that the pain might be coming back, pop a pill. Try to conserve as many as possible though, because once you shoot that bitch out through your dickhole, it's also going to suck ass. You'll probably have to force the piss out for a few days after due to swelling.
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Caffeine causes kidney stones?
 
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Lamont & Tonelli said:
God be with you, no BS. I got em, but nothing that bad yet 🤞 . Friend of mine passed one in that size range and told me it felt like what he imagined a gunshot might be like. Doc gave you advice on diet and diligent hydration, right? I forget what foods are to be avoided in excess, I guess things with a lot of calcium. I was told that sourgrass is bad, which sucks because I love it and it grows everywhere.
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He told me to not consume as much caffeine, which I honestly don't, but he also said different animal proteins can cause it.

Apparently I may have colitis which can bring them on too.

I don't wish the pain of this fucking thing on anyone.
 
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Had few of them landed me in hospital had more than a few nurses say off the record if you sit and drink a six pack of beer that will flush it out, make sure you take anti biotics because that will get infected easy, my dad had one two weeks ago that they didn't give him any until it was already infected and still isn't right
 
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Did you keep it as a trophy?

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Ive known a few people that got them. One was in the hospital for a couple weeks due to complications. Worst thing I got was failed appendix a few years ago. Organ failure is a unique pain but I hear stones hurt even more. I really hope I dont have to deal with those. I dont think I ingest a lot what causes it but sometimes it just happens.
 
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Ive known a few people that got them. One was in the hospital for a couple weeks due to complications. Worst thing I got was failed appendix a few years ago. Organ failure is a unique pain but I hear stones hurt even more. I really hope I dont have to deal with those. I dont think I ingest a lot what causes it but sometimes it just happens.
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I know someone who has a shriveled-up kidney because of complications from stones.
 
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