WWAWD hunting

[ミスタースパーコル]

I’ll take a guess for him. Prob lives in Texas and they have a huge problem there.

I'm a big problem down here.

 

[guest]

Texas has the most lop-sided state beauty vs personal pride I've ever seen

It’s very true. If I were to hunt human hogs in Texas I’d camp outside a pappadeux

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It’s very true. If I were to hunt human hogs in Texas I’d camp outside a pappadeux

My sister moved down there and it ain't good

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Can you expound upon your experience hunting hogs?

I’m certainly not an expert on the subject. Most of the hog hunting we do is just driving around the property and shooting them if we come across em. On the rare occasion when I’ve spotted some hogs out in an open field it’s not that hard to get up close to them if the wind is right. It’s mainly a different mindset than deer hunting. For hogs in Texas there’s no season, no limit and no one gives a shit if you just leave them out in the pasture for the buzzards.
You’re welcome to join me anytime, a funster named Dummy Gaynuts with a pfp of Jeb Stuart is welcome anytime

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You’re welcome to join me anytime, a funster named Dummy Gaynuts with a pfp of Jeb Stuart is welcome anytime

Nigger please. JEB Stuart has been resting since the war

 

[EraGodless]

Shot a big fat doe today. Now I have to interrupt my vacation with butchering it

I like the idea of it, just not in to it for myself.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Nigger please. JEB Stuart has been resting since the war

Yeah no shit. Won’t see him no more

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Yeah no shit. Won’t see him no more

The defense of Richmond was a bitch

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

The defense of Richmond was a bitch

Yeah no doubt. The whole war was. I visited Shiloh over the summer and it was interesting to see the ground in person. Hard to imagine almost 100,000 people slugging it out over such a small area

 

[Dog Eater]

I want to hunt deer but learning to butcher them in the field (which would be necessary where I am) seems like a real pain in the ass.

 

[Build Black Better]

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Some funsters around here are obsessed with TDS, others are apparently obsessed with DGS, which shall now be referred to as Dummy Gaynuts Syndrome (formerly known as diminished gluteal syndrome).

@Stent said that boy ain't right, but it was Hank with the funnel shaped ass, not Bobby. Dummy Gaynuts seems to have a lot in common with Hank: (probably) a hideous gluteus minimus, likes hunting and eating venison, hates yankees and niggers (c'mon, Hank is obviously a proud white male supremacist), and loves his dummy wife when he doesn't want to murder her.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Man is the best game to hunt.

Yeah but then you have to cut a guy's dick and balls off and it always seems so gay

Best part for some

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Yes and it is. Deer blood reeks, especially in a garage

Can't you just bring the carcass to someone? I don't hunt but I grew up around it. People have side businesses here doing that for hunters.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I want to hunt deer but learning to butcher them in the field (which would be necessary where I am) seems like a real pain in the ass.

Butcher men instead for practice.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

Texas has the most lop-sided state beauty vs personal pride I've ever seen

The pride comes from the history of the State. Lee said it himself “Texans always move them.”

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Can't you just bring the carcass to someone? I don't hunt but I grew up around it. People have side businesses here doing that for hunters.

No, if you're dragging a dead deer out the woods, you're not bringing it to some magic redneck butcher

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Deer are fucking heavy, man. You need a four-wheeler or a nearby truck to get them out of the woods

That's why you shoot those fuckers uphill and drag them down brah

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

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Some funsters around here are obsessed with TDS, others are apparently obsessed with DGS, which shall now be referred to as Dummy Gaynuts Syndrome (formerly known as diminished gluteal syndrome).

@Stent said that boy ain't right, but it was Hank with the funnel shaped ass, not Bobby. Dummy Gaynuts seems to have a lot in common with Hank: (probably) a hideous gluteus minimus, likes hunting and eating venison, hates yankees and niggers (c'mon, Hank is obviously a proud white male supremacist), and loves his dummy wife when he doesn't want to murder her.

I have a relatively fat ass despite being thin, it's a family condition. We call it the "bullet butt"

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I have a relatively fat ass despite being thin, it's a family condition.

More cushion for the pushin'.

 

[Build Black Better]

I have a relatively fat ass despite being thin, it's a family condition. We call it the "bullet butt"

So the rest of your similarities with Hank are true?