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WWAWD Foxes?

Patrick O'Neal

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There are a lot of foxes where I live and the surprising thing is that sheep are really pretty chill with them.

I've got a bunch of photos of foxes and sheep chilling out together that I can't be bothered to find right now.

I'm sure if a fox was hungry and a sheep had just given birth then they'd boost that little lamby for their lunchkins. But generally, they don't.

I think they go for smaller stuff like rabbits, shrews, rats, stoats etc. Posh people just pretend they're a problem for farmers so they can get dressed up like medieval wankers and go out on their hunts. I'll probably be arrested for stabbing a fox hunter one of these days...
 

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Posh people just pretend they're a problem for farmers so they can get dressed up like medieval wankers and go out on their hunts. I'll probably be arrested for stabbing a fox hunter one of these days...
I wish hunting fox hunters was legal dude.

I would let them die as slowly as humanly possible.
 

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There are a lot of foxes where I live and the surprising thing is that sheep are really pretty chill with them.

I've got a bunch of photos of foxes and sheep chilling out together that I can't be bothered to find right now.

I'm sure if a fox was hungry and a sheep had just given birth then they'd boost that little lamby for their lunchkins. But generally, they don't.

I think they go for smaller stuff like rabbits, shrews, rats, stoats etc. Posh people just pretend they're a problem for farmers so they can get dressed up like medieval wankers and go out on their hunts. I'll probably be arrested for stabbing a fox hunter one of these days...
People here are always freaking out about foxes in town thinking that their cats (which shouldn't fucking be outside anyways) are going to get killed by a fox. A fox wouldn't fuck with a cat. Their cats are way more likely to get fucked up by a racoon or another cat. Cats aren't even afraid of foxes.

I have some feral cat that I've found sleeping in my one shed a few times recently and I really hope it doesn't have kittens in there. I don't want to feed the fuckers and I have a bunch of cool birds in my yard all the time and I'm going to be fucking pissed if they start getting picked off. Imagine seeing a dead cardinal. It's a depressing thought.
 

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People here are always freaking out about foxes in town thinking that their cats (which shouldn't fucking be outside anyways) are going to get killed by a fox. A fox wouldn't fuck with a cat. Their cats are way more likely to get fucked up by a racoon or another cat. Cats aren't even afraid of foxes.

I have some feral cat that I've found sleeping in my one shed a few times recently and I really hope it doesn't have kittens in there. I don't want to feed the fuckers and I have a bunch of cool birds in my yard all the time and I'm going to be fucking pissed if they start getting picked off. Imagine seeing a dead cardinal. It's a depressing thought.
Cats > Birds. Sorry Abe and Artie but it's true.
 

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This is legit the funniest video i have ever seen.



I really like this channel.

they supposedly make great pets.... I have a Red Fox that comes to my house from time to time. I feed him chicken....
I had two very young fox pups run up to me in the Rocky Mountains, I just saw a fox a mile up the road and hoped that was the mother. But felt really bad, they seemed like they were looking for help. I took a bunch of pics. I was going to take them with me, decided not to because they may have had a mom around.
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i hoped this was the mother I saw a mile or so up the road...
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Cats > Birds. Sorry Abe and Artie but it's true.
I love cats, but I feel like they shouldn't get free roam of nature. They're not supposed to be there and they fuck shit up. I have Manx cats. That breed of cat is responsible for wiping out the bird population on the Isle of Mann and causing the extinction of a species of bird. My stepmom has a cat that has some sort of depth perception retardation so he won't leave the yard because he can't hop the fence and the fucker still managed to kill a rabbit one time and they live in a city.

Cats also just kill shit for fun. I haven't seen many cardinals or orioles in my life, but the ones I do see are in my yard on a regular basis and a cat killing them is the same as if some kid came and shot them all with a pellet gun to me. It's senseless and it would bother me. If the thing wants to live in my shed forever killing rodents it can go ahead but when my lawnmower starts smelling like cat piss and birds start dropping, I'm gonna have to snitch and get that cat locked up.
 

Meownaw

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I love cats, but I feel like they shouldn't get free roam of nature. They're not supposed to be there and they fuck shit up. I have Manx cats. That breed of cat is responsible for wiping out the bird population on the Isle of Mann and causing the extinction of a species of bird. My stepmom has a cat that has some sort of depth perception retardation so he won't leave the yard because he can't hop the fence and the fucker still managed to kill a rabbit one time and they live in a city.

Cats also just kill shit for fun. I haven't seen many cardinals or orioles in my life, but the ones I do see are in my yard on a regular basis and a cat killing them is the same as if some kid came and shot them all with a pellet gun to me. It's senseless and it would bother me. If the thing wants to live in my shed forever killing rodents it can go ahead but when my lawnmower starts smelling like cat piss and birds start dropping, I'm gonna have to get that cat locked up.
Yeah I'm not a fan of having cats outside just because of the feline AIDS and other shit they can get plus all the ways they can die. Not PFG at all.
 

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they supposedly make great pets.... I have a Red Fox that comes to my house from time to time. I feed him chicken....
I had two very young fox pups run up to me in the Rocky Mountains, I just saw a fox a mile up the road and hoped that was the mother. But felt really bad, they seemed like they were looking for help. I took a bunch of pics. I was going to take them with me, decided not to because they may have had a mom around.
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Wow, they are beautiful as fuck, great photos.

I hope they found their mother, but they're smart animals, so I'm sure they are okay.
 

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Yeah I'm not a fan of having cats outside just because of the feline AIDS and other shit they can get plus all the ways they can die. Not PFG at all.
My mother's indoor cat found a rat once, problem is she lives three floors high, so i have no idea where the fucker found that thing.

I shudder to imagine what kinda shit he would bring home if he was allowed to go outside.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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they supposedly make great pets.... I have a Red Fox that comes to my house from time to time. I feed him chicken....
I had two very young fox pups run up to me in the Rocky Mountains, I just saw a fox a mile up the road and hoped that was the mother. But felt really bad, they seemed like they were looking for help. I took a bunch of pics. I was going to take them with me, decided not to because they may have had a mom around.
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You did the right thing leaving them. Ma's gotta work. The kits are just really curious about people. Like I said, there were those ones on the golf course that would walk right over to people and sniff around their feet and bite their pantlegs and shit and the mom would just lay in the sand watching.

They're also in town here all the time in the spring and summer because they like to keep their babies around people because other predators won't come around people.
 

Meownaw

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My mother's indoor cat found a rat once, problem is she lives three floors high, so i have no idea where the fucker found that thing.

I shudder to imagine what kinda shit he would bring home if he was allowed to go outside.
My first cat may she rest in peace would always bring in lizards and crickets (no mice where I grew up) I still have a framed photo of her like a faggot. My parents didn't know any better back then and had her declawed which I would never do but she lived about 16 years. Fawk now I'm sad. She was black farm cat and I still remember picking her out even though I was probably 4 years old.
 

ShutYourCakeHorn

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My first cat may she rest in peace would always bring in lizards and crickets (no mice where I grew up) I still have a framed photo of her like a faggot. My parents didn't know any better back then and had her declawed which I would never do but she lived about 16 years. Fawk now I'm sad. She was black farm cat and I still remember picking her out even though I was probably 4 years old.
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Patrick O'Neal

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I love cats, but I feel like they shouldn't get free roam of nature. They're not supposed to be there and they fuck shit up. I have Manx cats. That breed of cat is responsible for wiping out the bird population on the Isle of Mann and causing the extinction of a species of bird. My stepmom has a cat that has some sort of depth perception retardation so he won't leave the yard because he can't hop the fence and the fucker still managed to kill a rabbit one time and they live in a city.

Cats also just kill shit for fun. I haven't seen many cardinals or orioles in my life, but the ones I do see are in my yard on a regular basis and a cat killing them is the same as if some kid came and shot them all with a pellet gun to me. It's senseless and it would bother me. If the thing wants to live in my shed forever killing rodents it can go ahead but when my lawnmower starts smelling like cat piss and birds start dropping, I'm gonna have to snitch and get that cat locked up.

Yeah, it depends where you live. My sister in law is Australian and she's really not a fan of cats.

I can't blame her though, because it's a really fragile ecosystem out there. You don't want to put a cat in the same area as a small, critically endangered flightless bird.

Sir, don't do that.

Some Americans think it's crazy to let your cat outside because of all the coyotes. That's fine and dandy. Where I live, we don't have too many coyotes.
 

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Frankie Boyle had a joke about how you can determine someone's social class by their reaction to seeing a fox.

An upper class person will jump on their horse and get their pack of hounds to chase it down and tear it to pieces. A middle class person will say "aw, how cute," then take a picture of the vulpine and send it in to Blue Peter, whereas a working class person will beat it to death with a shovel and make it into soup.
 
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