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WWAWD Fat Bitches You'd Probably Fuck

Honey Badger

My father has no penis
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This fat pig. I bet it’s a nightmare from belly button to vulva, but I’d grit my teeth and fall into a hypnosis staring at those fat sweaty beefers

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VoteJello

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I like fat girls if they're proportionally fat and don't have sagging stretched-out skin like some rotting gourd. The moment they have more gut than butt I'm out. And there's nothing worse than a wheelbarrow shaped pig. But they taught me at a young age I can demand what I want in bed and they'll do it. Once I started treating all women like fat women (which they all really are) I actually started getting laid. Most of you queers like women shaped like water polo goalkeepers though.
 

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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I like fat girls if they're proportionally fat and don't have sagging stretched-out skin like some rotting gourd. The moment they have more gut than butt I'm out. And there's nothing worse than a wheelbarrow shaped pig. But they taught me at a young age I can demand what I want in bed and they'll do it. Once I started treating all women like fat women (which they all really are) I actually started getting laid. Most of you queers like women shaped like water polo goalkeepers though.
You sound really tough and cool
 

Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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I like fat girls if they're proportionally fat and don't have sagging stretched-out skin like some rotting gourd. The moment they have more gut than butt I'm out. And there's nothing worse than a wheelbarrow shaped pig. But they taught me at a young age I can demand what I want in bed and they'll do it. Once I started treating all women like fat women (which they all really are) I actually started getting laid. Most of you queers like women shaped like water polo goalkeepers though.

Water polo is gay and idk what they even look like so I win, child
 

CQ Beans

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I like fat girls if they're proportionally fat and don't have sagging stretched-out skin like some rotting gourd. The moment they have more gut than butt I'm out. I started treating all women like fat women (which they all really are)
You are wise but there’s a sadness to your wisdom. But seriously you’re exactly right. As others have pointed out: Ashley Graham.
 

Petworth dude

An honourable sperg.
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They also think it’s okay to advertise they don’t want anyone under 6foot but will genuinely be mad or upset if you tell them they’re too fat. They really don’t see the hypocrisy. They don’t have to bring anything to the table, the worse part isn’t that, it’s that they are proven correct by legions of faggy weak men.
Height and weight is a false equivalence. You can change your weight through lifestyle changes like diet and exercise. Height is all genetics, and there's nothing you can do as an adult to change that.

EDIT: I say adult because if you're a kid like Sam Roberts, your parents can just get you HGH injections. Allegedly.
 
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NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Height and weight is a false equivalence. You can change your weight through lifestyle changes like diet and exercise. Height is all genetics, and there's nothing you can do as an adult to change that.

Both are perfectly accept preferences, though. If you can get a 6”4 rich dude or a slim cutie girl depends on you.

Women feel entitled to be called beautiful successful great people even if they are fat slob losers.
 
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