WWAWD Fat Bitches You'd Probably Fuck

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

They also think it’s okay to advertise they don’t want anyone under 6foot but will genuinely be mad or upset if you tell them they’re too fat. They really don’t see the hypocrisy. They don’t have to bring anything to the table, the worse part isn’t that, it’s that they are proven correct by legions of faggy weak men.

The men still simping for them insane, when I was younger you would be embarrassed to be with a fat girl and your friends would goof on you for hooking up with a fat girl. Now they’re all fat messes without even having kids! There’s a couple right out of college girls at my job in their early to mid 20s that are fat gross pigs and men STILL date them. I’m 38 and get pissed it I go up 5lbs.

 

[Phish]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

I would 100% let this bitch arm wrestle my dick.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Fat Dani Brand with those big saggy jew tits and flabby ass.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Im all about fat chicks giving head. I wouldn’t want to fuck them, but I’m all for the blowjobs.

Best one I ever had was a chubby black girl....it sounded like the suction tool at the dentist

 

[Phish]

Best one I ever had was a chubby black girl....it sounded like the suction tool at the dentist

Nothin quite like the nigress lips. Suction like no other.

 

[johnnynoname]

this is a difficult one because A LOT of the good looking fat girls also have horribly loud personalities

"don't all women have personalities that are abhorrent?"

yes- however if your...........

............I just can't anymore

I was going to type a bunch of shit, then I just nope'd out of it

 

[johnnynoname]

just jerk off

 

[Sue2]

I knew this girl who had a fat fucking ass and big titties…and then she lost weight and its all gone. Now shes the ugliest woman i’ve ever seen. Tragic.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

@NoBacon but not because I'm gay but as a show of dominance and also I'm a tit man

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I knew this girl who had a fat fucking ass and big titties…and then she lost weight and its all gone. Now shes the ugliest woman i’ve ever seen. Tragic.

Growing up I knew this nerdy looking girl with the biggest juiciest ass I've ever seen but she hated it and did everything she could to make it go away. Now she's just a twig with flabby ass cheeks, but happy because she's skinny now. Fucking stinks.

 

[Cuphead]

My wife is big into the true crime YouTube schlock (@Antsballwasher comment?). There's this bitch Kendall Rae I see pop up some times that does something for me, despite being a big fat mess.

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To be sure, that body is a disaster, but there's a deep desire in my heart of hearts to shoot a few ropes across her face.

What are some of them other fat bitches that you'd slum it with?

We have two very different definitions of fat

 

[TorpidSloth]

Women are supposed to be soft. Obviously you don't want a fatso, but if you want a woman with a six pack, guess what? You're a faggot.

 

[NoBacon]

@NoBacon but not because I'm gay but as a show of dominance and also I'm a tit man

The problem with that sweetie, is that I’m not fat. You’re fat.

 

[Phish]

I knew this girl who had a fat fucking ass and big titties…and then she lost weight and its all gone. Now shes the ugliest woman i’ve ever seen. Tragic.

 

[Sue2]

This is tragic

 

[Phish]

This is tragic

I dont even like chubby girls and it hurt my balls seeing this

 

[Imager]

@N64 Cube , comment?

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

You’re fat.

This is demonstrably untrue. I also don't cum all over my pants and chill out in them while I take pictures