don't "holleeShit" that....this isn't funny
none of this is funny
none of this is funny
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i feel like Shawnee Smith in "SAW III" right now ngl
I'M NOT SAYING IT AGAIN HOLEEESHIT ≠ FUNNY
Good reference. How do you know the right thing to say all the time Johnny?
this is the worst day of my life
To be fair to you he misuses it all the time so he was laughing at you.
I don't appreciate your ruse
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You read, Johnny!?
Let's go to Mario's and grab a slice.
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Im going only Brazilian dime pieces only for a while
The only way these dating apps has worked for me is by texting them like I did my girlfriend in high school, so just saying retarded shit to keep it interesting
Now this doesn't work for most people cause they're boring, but I'd at least reap the wheat from the tares because I don't have the mental fortitude to try to boringly talk to multiple women at once
Now this doesn't work for most people cause they're boring, but I'd at least reap the wheat from the tares because I don't have the mental fortitude to try to boringly talk to multiple women at once
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Looking for a sweet pretty girl who will come with me on Nov 10th to the attic comedy club in Columbus, OH to see Rich Vos.
I enjoy them, it's like downloading pussy
I took my girl to see Adam Friedland about two months ago, and she's still somehow with me.
How was he?
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I don't know who that is, but I have a picture of me, my first wife, and Bob Kelly.....it's in a frame somewhere
Surprisingly good. It was unlike any set I've seen before. That said, I already listen to Cumtown/TAFS, so we have a similar taste in humor, and since there are practically no recording or clips of his stand-up, I pretty much had no expectations about the show.
Bob was able to fit in the frame?
There was a while where I would swipe right on any woman over 4. When I'd match them I'd figure out which ones were the most desperate and see how long it was before I'd get them to snap me pics of their tits. I didn't even meet any of them in person, I'd just get dirty pics and show them to the guys at work and ghost them