WWAWD Dating Apps

[johnnynoname]

don't "holleeShit" that....this isn't funny

none of this is funny

 

[johnnynoname]

i feel like Shawnee Smith in "SAW III" right now ngl

 

[Meownaw]

don't "holleeShit" that....this isn't funny

none of this is funny

I'M NOT SAYING IT AGAIN HOLEEESHIT ≠ FUNNY

 

[Meownaw]

i feel like Shawnee Smith in "SAW III" right now ngl

Good reference. How do you know the right thing to say all the time Johnny?

 

[johnnynoname]

HOLEEESHIT ≠ FUNNY

this is the worst day of my life

 

[Meownaw]

this is the worst day of my life

To be fair to you he misuses it all the time so he was laughing at you.

 

[johnnynoname]

Good reference. How do you know the right thing to say all the time Johnny?

I don't appreciate your ruse

 

[guest]

also, turn you preference to "Men and Women" and see your right swipes EXPLODE

i'm average, and even I could make out like Alain Delon if i was a fruit

???

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don't appreciate your ruse

You read, Johnny!?

 

[Meownaw]

I don't appreciate your ruse

Let's go to Mario's and grab a slice.

 

[guest]

Im going only Brazilian dime pieces only for a while

 

[Brooke Shields]

The only way these dating apps has worked for me is by texting them like I did my girlfriend in high school, so just saying retarded shit to keep it interesting

Now this doesn't work for most people cause they're boring, but I'd at least reap the wheat from the tares because I don't have the mental fortitude to try to boringly talk to multiple women at once

 

[guest]

Looking for a sweet pretty girl who will come with me on Nov 10th to the attic comedy club in Columbus, OH to see Rich Vos.

 

[Joe Eyed Cow]

I enjoy them, it's like downloading pussy

 

[Petworth dude]

Looking for a sweet pretty girl who will come with me on Nov 10th to the attic comedy club in Columbus, OH to see Rich Vos.

I took my girl to see Adam Friedland about two months ago, and she's still somehow with me.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I took my girl to see Adam Friedland about two months ago, and she's still somehow with me.

How was he?

 

[guest]

I took my girl to see Adam Friedland about two months ago, and she's still somehow with me.

I don't know who that is, but I have a picture of me, my first wife, and Bob Kelly.....it's in a frame somewhere

 

[Petworth dude]

How was he?

Surprisingly good. It was unlike any set I've seen before. That said, I already listen to Cumtown/TAFS, so we have a similar taste in humor, and since there are practically no recording or clips of his stand-up, I pretty much had no expectations about the show.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I don't know who that is, but I have a picture of me, my first wife, and Bob Kelly.....it's in a frame somewhere

Bob was able to fit in the frame?

 

[Africa.com]

There was a while where I would swipe right on any woman over 4. When I'd match them I'd figure out which ones were the most desperate and see how long it was before I'd get them to snap me pics of their tits. I didn't even meet any of them in person, I'd just get dirty pics and show them to the guys at work and ghost them