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johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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also, good news everyone----I might get cancer again
I found out (thanks to tinder platinum) that the "above meh" girl who used to make my appointments at my oncology center right swiped me
I didn't right swipe back but now I know I could do sex stuff to her, and I have all the info i need because of her bio

my cancer will totally come back because I built a lot of bad karma ON THIS FORUM, and lord knows that jesus nigga just wants me to see some 6 i pre'd to on a weekly basis

Thankfully, spider-man 2 comes out this week so I'm probably good sexually for like a year
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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211,536
also, good news everyone----I might get cancer again
I found out (thanks to tinder platinum) that the "above meh" girl who used to make my appointments at my oncology center right swiped me
I didn't right swipe back but now I know I could do sex stuff to her, and I have all the info i need because of her bio

my cancer will totally come back because I built a lot of bad karma ON THIS FORUM, and lord knows that jesus nigga just wants me to see some 6 i pre'd to on a weekly basis

Thankfully, spider-man 2 comes out this week so I'm probably good sexually for like a year
How was Assassins Creed?
:patrice_md:
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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52,152
"Im a stupid bitch."
"My dog is my surrogate child because im a stupid bitch"
"If you're just here for sex, im a stupid bitch and willing to give it if you pretend you dont want it"
"Look at my tits and my ass. Swipe left if you just want to fuck me."
"Right-wingers swipe left, I fuck niggers"
"*holds up picture of fish* I swear my pussy smells good. Im a stupid bitch."
 
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