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WWAWD coworkers wife telling you that he's always mentioning at home.

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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I never had a work friend in my life until a couple years ago i was on a trip w a guy and neither of us wanted to be there. We ended up getting completely hammered the last night, wrestling in the hotel lobby, police involvment...classic...now whenever were in the same city we make a point to go out drinking one night.

Gay?
I really hope that’s a true story.
 
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I thought Artie didn't talk to nobody. Just had his hard hat and his cawfee, punched the clock and fucked off home. Now it turns out he's been chumming around with his coworkers, playing grab ass and talking about his dreams?
Ya right, Artie bitches and gossips about his co-workers more than my wife.
 

NoBacon

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My best friends girlfriend now wife said "he always talks about you" before we met as she lived far away ( he was a 22 year old creeping on a 16 year old online)

I replied with he's never once mentioned you.

Why would you do that you weirdo?

I always wingman my buddies in that situation so they get points later. “So you’re the girl he’s always talking about!” even though I didn’t know she existed before meeting her.
 

Dennyislife

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Why would you do that you weirdo?

I always wingman my buddies in that situation so they get points later. “So you’re the girl he’s always talking about!” even though I didn’t know she existed before meeting her.
I was very blunt back in the day. It was almost a character I did but in real life. I grew out of it and can't believe the shit I did back then looking back. Sad thing is certain friends expect me to be the same person now but it's just not who I am anymore so I rarely see them as it's just not who I am now
 

PickleRickle

You are not a glowie. You are just stupid.
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I was very blunt back in the day. It was almost a character I did but in real life. I grew out of it and can't believe the shit I did back then looking back. Sad thing is certain friends expect me to be the same person now but it's just not who I am anymore so I rarely see them as it's just not who I am now
I was once asked if I wanted to go to a stag party, I asked who it was for "Oh, its for me actually!"

My response? "Really!? Well, fuck that then"

Sigh. I later apologized years and years later.
 
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