WWAWD coworker calling you frantically crying because he and his girlfriend had an argument.

[Mustard]

Porsalin had a cowriter on most videos until after the Norton video. You're a fucking retard.

This is precisely why I didnt help you with Boq and Turk in the morning, i knew you were going to take my precious jokes

You project everything you'd do to someone else onto Porsalin, an actual good man and hard worker and not a drunk.

 

[We Have Everything]

“My wife”…she sent you to jail and you went back home to that bitch - I say that with all due respect

She was planning it forever, probably sync'd it with some convenient life- event. Oh Turk.

 

[Turk February]

I think you're just fucking with me now so I'm not going to bite the bait but I absolutely fucking hate Porsalin and I want the world to know it. He's a scumbag plagiarist thief and I hope it keeps him up at night with his gay emo hair on the pillow.

 

[Turk February]

This is precisely why I didnt help you with Boq and Turk in the morning, i knew you were going to take my precious jokes

You project everything you'd do to someone else onto Porsalin, an actual good man and hard worker and not a drunk.

You would have gotten credit. I'm not like that.

 

[We Have Everything]

I think you're just fucking with me now so I'm not going to bite the bait but I absolutely fucking hate Porsalin and I want the world to know it. He's a scumbag plagiarist thief and I hope it keeps him up at night with his gay emo hair on the pillow.

Would love to see you two on the People's court and Judge Millian humiliates you and sides with him.

Turk after: "I got the girl"

(his ex who send him to jail and him reconciled)

 

[Mustard]

I think you're just fucking with me now so I'm not going to bite the bait but I absolutely fucking hate Porsalin and I want the world to know it. He's a scumbag plagiarist thief and I hope it keeps him up at night with his gay emo hair on the pillow.

If it makes you feel better no one likes porsalin, and at the very least @Turry Fawks likes you, like A LOT

 

[BUBBLER]

She really was very pretty but there were times I had to stop and actually search inside myself if I was taking advantage cuz I started suspecting she's actually retarded.

All women are retarded

 

[Turk February]

All women are retarded

Naw. I usually look for women who are wicked smart or wicked cruel. Usually the same trait. This one I went after just for the looks. Big mistake.

 

[Mustard]

You would have gotten credit. I'm not like that.

Im like that, Id pull a Porsalin and never give you credit and then fuck your girlfriend

 

[Turk February]

Im like that, Id pull a Porsalin and never give you credit and then fuck your girlfriend

Ok. Except you've never made a thing of value. Printing my posts out and getting your mom to put them on the fridge doesn't really affect me.

 

[BUBBLER]

Delusions. Porsalin is talented and a hardworker, and prefers working alone. We all know this. Youve got Lady Di brain rot from too much drinky drinky you maudlin sot.

Porsalin's a faggot

 

[Mustard]

Ok. Except you've never made a thing of value. Printing my posts out and getting your mom to put them on the fridge doesn't really affect me.

Yeah, unlike a bullshit dissertation about a subreddit. Thats extremely valuable

 

[Turk February]

Porsalin's a faggot

He is also a gay.

 

[Mustard]

He is also a gay.

No he isnt and neither is he a drunk, you are

 

[Turk February]

No he isnt and neither is he a drunk, you are

Have you heard his dog shit "indie rock"? He's totally a gay and eats tonnes of cock. You've got a shit to cum once. Go to him.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

@Mass.gov owned your ass, made you cry.

THAT NEVER HAPPENED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I'LL KILL YOU I SWEAR I WILL

 

[Mustard]

Have you heard his dog shit "indie rock"? He's totally a gay and eats tonnes of cock. You've got a shit to cum once. Go to him.

No

Im sure it's gay, Im sure Tim Pool is less embarrassing, but getting swindled by someone less cool than Tim Pool is uber gay and sad, especially if youre still bitter about it. Porsalin won, just accept it

 

[Mustard]

THAT NEVER HAPPENED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I'LL KILL YOU I SWEAR I WILL

Jesus laughed when it happened and then him and Muhammed high fived

 

[Turk February]

He absolutely did win and it's a fucking injustice. That's why I carry a resentment. He robbed me of my content and my audience. I fucking hate him and am so glad he couldn't finish a Pat Tomlinson video.

 

[chiquita banana]

@Mustard 3-4 years more, and this "Orthodog brah" internet larp by dorky American, Canadian etc guys seeking direction will fizzle out and they will return to their le-reddit atheism.

@NoBacon you defend this obnoxious piece of shit. 500 million people are completely written off as human beings because they were born in a different country than him and follow a different religion.