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WWAWD coworker calling you frantically crying because he and his girlfriend had an argument.

CQ Beans

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That’s one bottle of maple syrup I won’t open.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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Well look at that little fruit. He thinks he's the shit with his fucking baby clothes and helium voice.



He got a Ram like mine. He doesn't deserve that. He deserved the faggy Jeep Cherokee.

You driving a squarebody makes so much sense. I presume it's 4x4 but not lifted and has stock wheels.
Would I fuck a lady midget? Yeah, but that's different.
Banging out a filthy midget slut is on my pail list.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Hey, Santa: I rape trespassers
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You driving a squarebody makes so much sense. I presume it's 4x4 but not lifted and has stock wheels.

Banging out a filthy midget slut is on my pail list.
It's not even 4x4. And yeah, stock wheels with the dog dish hubcaps. She's a little beat up but it's the best vehicle I've owned. I've had a bunch of Cadillacs too but old Dodge trucks with the 318 are bulletproof.
 
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