WWAW your kid getting STUPID fucking pets?

[HH Brother]

I shit at their house all the time as long as she’s not home. I also raid the pantry for any good snacks.

You need to take a nice splattery flashbang shit in her toilet and don't flush it, brother.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Get snails, they’re very pleasant creatures

My buddy had hermit crabs when we were kids. They were kind of neat too. You can just feed the cocksuckers whatever. They had little ceramic shells that he painted dicks on.

 

[Dennyislife]

When my cat died I never wanted another one because I couldn't deal with the heartbreak.
I guess "don't try" is the lesson I took from that. It's as good as any other.

I am exactly the same. I think people who replace pets are scumbags.

 

[Harry Powell]

I am exactly the same. I think people who replace pets are scumbags.

I dated this woman who got a new golden retriever puppy the same day her old one died. Seemed fucking sick to me

 

[Dennyislife]

I dated this woman who got a new golden retriever puppy the same day her old one died. Seemed fucking sick to me

One of my cousin's who has never had a pet as her brother is allergic to them asked me "will you be upset when your cat dies" like it was a alien concept

Women are cold.

 

[HH Brother]

One of my cousin's who has never had a pet as her brother is allergic to them asked me "will you be upset when your cat dies" like it was a alien concept

Women are cold.

A lot of Flavia's coworkers don't even see cats as sentient beings. They basically look at them like they're no different than a stupid fucking gerbilster.

 

[CuntFucker .]

My ex impulse calls me - with the kid present with her - to “ask” if he can get gerbils. I said that’s fine, they can never come to my house, I’m allergic to all the hay and I will never take care of them or do anything. They must stay at moms and I want nothing to do with this.

Fast forward and I just had to transport them to Wisconsin and take care of them for four fucking days, huge mess of hay and shit all over my truck and house. Every fucking weekend he’s with me they have to come over here too for some reason.

I’m fawkin’ HEATED

Maybe we should have a Brinto emoji for Brinto references.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I am exactly the same. I think people who replace pets are scumbags.

Everybody except for me in my family is into that. I never understood it. I don't know if it's a white trash thing or a boomerism. I just know that it perplexes me.

One of my cousin's who has never had a pet as her brother is allergic to them asked me "will you be upset when your cat dies" like it was a alien concept
Women are cold.

When my cat died my mother yelled at me for crying. She said I was making too much noise. She had the TV on at max volume.

I dated this woman who got a new golden retriever puppy the same day her old one died. Seemed fucking sick to me

Relatively recently my dad's dog of ten years died. He had it for about ten years. He'd say things like it was his "baby" to me, and I bought the concept because I thought of my cat the same way . A day or two later he gets a new one. It was like he was excited to try something new. Then a few months later he got one that was the same breed as the old one. He realized too late he just wanted a replacement for the old dog. But then he's still thinking about the old dog.
I had an incident with a family member and I was separated from my cat for a time. His solution was to offer me a new one. He didn't understand why I turned it down.
Come to think of it he was probably actively searching for a dog to buy. That's fucked up.
I don't get people.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was opposed to the gerbils, Funster. His last Guinea pig just died two years ago and I thought I was free forever. Cost me $120 to euthanize it after it broke its hip.

Clearly I’m not pawning off his pets if I took them on vacation.

Nice try with the hate though.

I would have done it for $20.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I dated this woman who got a new golden retriever puppy the same day her old one died. Seemed fucking sick to me

I’ve heard from a lot of people that’s the best thing to do when your pet dies. The worst part of your dog dieing is coming home to an empty house. It’s even better if you can get another one before it dies, we’re actually working on that now since our dog is getting old.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’ve heard from a lot of people that’s the best thing to do when your pet dies. The worst part of your dog dieing is coming home to an empty house. It’s even better if you can get another one before it dies, we’re actually working on that now since our dog is getting old.

Nice “dying” , stupid.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Nice “dying” , stupid.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

I dated this woman who got a new golden retriever puppy the same day her old one died. Seemed fucking sick to me

Same dog and did she give it the same name?

If so, red flag

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Everybody except for me in my family is into that. I never understood it. I don't know if it's a white trash thing or a boomerism. I just know that it perplexes me.

When my cat died my mother yelled at me for crying. She said I was making too much noise. She had the TV on at max volume.

Relatively recently my dad's dog of ten years died. He had it for about ten years. He'd say things like it was his "baby" to me, and I bought the concept because I thought of my cat the same way . A day or two later he gets a new one. It was like he was excited to try something new. Then a few months later he got one that was the same breed as the old one. He realized too late he just wanted a replacement for the old dog. But then he's still thinking about the old dog.
I had an incident with a family member and I was separated from my cat for a time. His solution was to offer me a new one. He didn't understand why I turned it down.
Come to think of it he was probably actively searching for a dog to buy. That's fucked up.
I don't get people.

Is it then you realize your dad loves that dog way more than he love you?

Like if you died you think he'll start shagging chicks raw again?

 

[Harry Powell]

Same dog and did she give it the same name?

If so, red flag

Nah different name. Was just weird to me. Mourn the first one before you get a clone of it, IMO

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Is it then you realize your dad loves that dog way more than he love you?

I wouldn't be too upset if he loved a dog more than me. I'd understand - I stink.

Like if you died you think he'll start shagging chicks raw again?

I don't think my dad has the energy for that. Every relationship he's had with a woman fell apart and odds are he'll die alone like my mother and his son will.

 

[Voscabulary]

I dated this woman who got a new golden retriever puppy the same day her old one died. Seemed fucking sick to me

utter disloyalty. a good dog will literally die for you just cos you feed it and scratch its head sometimes, meanwhile their owner views them as easily replaceable