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WWAW your kid getting STUPID fucking pets?

Leonard Rhomberg

Who are you gonna replace me with?
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I fawkin love all animals so we had all sorts of pets growing up. I hate those stupid parents that buy their kid a gerbil or rabbit because they are going through a phase, care for it for a few months, and then post on FB trying to pawn it off to someone else because "their kid lost interest".

As @CumiaPoodle wise child said, "you are the parent". If you brought that animal in from some shit shelter, see it through to the end and dont abandon it just because you were unable to gauge your kids maturity.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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I fawkin love all animals so we had all sorts of pets growing up. I hate those stupid parents that buy their kid a gerbil or rabbit because they are going through a phase, care for it for a few months, and then post on FB trying to pawn it off to someone else because "their kid lost interest".

As @CumiaPoodle wise child said, "you are the parent". If you brought that animal in from some shit shelter, see it through to the end and dont abandon it just because you were unable to gauge your kids maturity.
I was opposed to the gerbils, Funster. His last Guinea pig just died two years ago and I thought I was free forever. Cost me $120 to euthanize it after it broke its hip.

Clearly I’m not pawning off his pets if I took them on vacation.

Nice try with the hate though.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Hit it with a shovel, dude. It’s a gerbil not a dog.
Nah brotherman, I had affection for that Guinea pig. He was a sweet boy. The other one would try to rape him and bully him into submission and he never let it make him bitter. He was very chill.

I had the vet give us his ashes to bury, and they made a little stone memorial rock with his paw print.

Lotta fawkin’ tears shed that day.
 

HH Brother

New Dan
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My ex impulse calls me - with the kid present with her - to “ask” if he can get gerbils. I said that’s fine, they can never come to my house, I’m allergic to all the hay and I will never take care of them or do anything. They must stay at moms and I want nothing to do with this.

Fast forward and I just had to transport them to Wisconsin and take care of them for four fucking days, huge mess of hay and shit all over my truck and house. Every fucking weekend he’s with me they have to come over here too for some reason.

I’m fawkin’ HEATED
You know what you must do, brother. Tell little Harry "they went to live on a farm."

 

HH Brother

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Get snails, they’re very pleasant creatures
Very low maintenance and they're cute the way they eat, Fartinster.



You should cross some of her boundaries now. I would, because I'm a psycho and I'm real petty.
"When I drop little Harryster off, I'll need to use your bathroom. I don't use toilet paper anymore, as shower curtains are more comfy."
 

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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I was opposed to the gerbils, Funster. His last Guinea pig just died two years ago and I thought I was free forever. Cost me $120 to euthanize it after it broke its hip.

Clearly I’m not pawning off his pets if I took them on vacation.

Nice try with the hate though.
Nigga just sell the guinea pig to some ecuadorian, that solves two problems
 

KaNAMBLA Harris

Fine Hatian Cuisine
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Very low maintenance and they're cute the way they eat, Fartinster.




"When I drop little Harryster off, I'll need to use your bathroom. I don't use toilet paper anymore, as shower curtains are more comfy."
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Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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Very low maintenance and they're cute the way they eat, Fartinster.




"When I drop little Harryster off, I'll need to use your bathroom. I don't use toilet paper anymore, as shower curtains are more comfy."
I shit at their house all the time as long as she’s not home. I also raid the pantry for any good snacks.
 
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