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Your junkie ex wife who exclusively fucks niggers and wiggers did something retarded after you warned her you wouldn't help, but then you helped anyways?
...is she smarter than you?
...is she smarter than you?
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I was opposed to the gerbils, Funster. His last Guinea pig just died two years ago and I thought I was free forever. Cost me $120 to euthanize it after it broke its hip.I fawkin love all animals so we had all sorts of pets growing up. I hate those stupid parents that buy their kid a gerbil or rabbit because they are going through a phase, care for it for a few months, and then post on FB trying to pawn it off to someone else because "their kid lost interest".
As @CumiaPoodle wise child said, "you are the parent". If you brought that animal in from some shit shelter, see it through to the end and dont abandon it just because you were unable to gauge your kids maturity.
She fucks normal white guys too. They just don’t stick around.Your junkie ex wife who exclusively fucks niggers and wiggers did something retarded after you warned her you wouldn't help, but then you helped anyways?
...is she smarter than you?
Hit it with a shovel, dude. It’s a gerbil not a dog.Cost me $120 to euthanize it after it broke its hip.
Nah brotherman, I had affection for that Guinea pig. He was a sweet boy. The other one would try to rape him and bully him into submission and he never let it make him bitter. He was very chill.Hit it with a shovel, dude. It’s a gerbil not a dog.
When my cat died I never wanted another one because I couldn't deal with the heartbreak.All kids should have pets. The absolute heart break of their death prepares you for adulthood
You know what you must do, brother. Tell little Harry "they went to live on a farm."My ex impulse calls me - with the kid present with her - to “ask” if he can get gerbils. I said that’s fine, they can never come to my house, I’m allergic to all the hay and I will never take care of them or do anything. They must stay at moms and I want nothing to do with this.
Fast forward and I just had to transport them to Wisconsin and take care of them for four fucking days, huge mess of hay and shit all over my truck and house. Every fucking weekend he’s with me they have to come over here too for some reason.
I’m fawkin’ HEATED
The Weird Al Show ruled. I'm pretty sure if I watched it right now as an adult I'd enjoy it.
Very low maintenance and they're cute the way they eat, Fartinster.Get snails, they’re very pleasant creatures
"When I drop little Harryster off, I'll need to use your bathroom. I don't use toilet paper anymore, as shower curtains are more comfy."You should cross some of her boundaries now. I would, because I'm a psycho and I'm real petty.
Treated him like a nigger in his own houseShe merked you hahah. PFG slam tobehonestwitchya.
Nigga just sell the guinea pig to some ecuadorian, that solves two problemsI was opposed to the gerbils, Funster. His last Guinea pig just died two years ago and I thought I was free forever. Cost me $120 to euthanize it after it broke its hip.
Clearly I’m not pawning off his pets if I took them on vacation.
Nice try with the hate though.
NOT YOU!I was opposed to the gerbils, Funster. His last Guinea pig just died two years ago and I thought I was free forever. Cost me $120 to euthanize it after it broke its hip.
Clearly I’m not pawning off his pets if I took them on vacation.
Nice try with the hate though.
I shit at their house all the time as long as she’s not home. I also raid the pantry for any good snacks.
NOT YOU!
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