WWAW your kid getting STUPID fucking pets?

[Harry Powell]

My ex impulse calls me - with the kid present with her - to “ask” if he can get gerbils. I said that’s fine, they can never come to my house, I’m allergic to all the hay and I will never take care of them or do anything. They must stay at moms and I want nothing to do with this.

Fast forward and I just had to transport them to Wisconsin and take care of them for four fucking days, huge mess of hay and shit all over my truck and house. Every fucking weekend he’s with me they have to come over here too for some reason.

I’m fawkin’ HEATED

 

[aRTie02150]

My ex impulse calls me - with the kid present with her - to “ask” if he can get gerbils. I said that’s fine, they can never come to my house, I’m allergic to all the hay and I will never take care of them or do anything. They must stay at moms and I want nothing to do with this.

Fast forward and I just had to transport them to Wisconsin and take care of them for four fucking days, huge mess of hay and shit all over my truck and house. Every fucking weekend he’s with me they have to come over here too for some reason.

I’m fawkin’ HEATED

You can put him in his plastic ball thing and spin him really fast for a quick laugh. Just be sure to throw some of the hay in there for some padding, you don't wanna be cruel.

Just wear gloves.

 

[guest]

I got news for you... That means your sons gay.

 

[SensibleKeks]

I got news for you... That means your sons gay.

 

[Officer Chase]

My ex impulse calls me - with the kid present with her - to “ask” if he can get gerbils. I said that’s fine, they can never come to my house, I’m allergic to all the hay and I will never take care of them or do anything. They must stay at moms and I want nothing to do with this.

Fast forward and I just had to transport them to Wisconsin and take care of them for four fucking days, huge mess of hay and shit all over my truck and house. Every fucking weekend he’s with me they have to come over here too for some reason.

I’m fawkin’ HEATED

It's very white for children to learn to care for pets. I'm sure gerbils suck, but they're god's creatures and although they aren't a dog suck it up for your kid it's good for him, brotherman.

 

[DMbA]

It's very white for children to learn to care for pets. I'm sure gerbils suck, but they're god's creatures and although they aren't a dog suck it up for your kid it's good for him, brotherman.

They are rats

 

[Harry Powell]

It's very white for children to learn to care for pets. I'm sure gerbils suck, but they're god's creatures and although they aren't a dog suck it up for your kid it's good for him, brotherman.

Thanks for the perspective brothaman. You brought me back from the edge.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

At least it's not a guinea pig.

It's very white for children to learn to care for pets. I'm sure gerbils suck, but they're god's creatures and although they aren't a dog suck it up for your kid it's good for him, brotherman.

A second layer is that a short lived animal will teach your child about death and dealing with grief.

 

[Officer Chase]

At least it's not a guinea pig.


A second layer is that a short lived animal will teach your child about death and dealing with grief.

That's the point of caring for them too...you see how care impacts them and that way you don't grow up to be a deadbeat and you feel bad that they die, unlike Pat.

 

[Officer Chase]

Thanks for the perspective brothaman. You brought me back from the edge.

Too bad we can't own pet pickaninnies and then have them for labor after they get feral when they mature. If you you house train them they're almost as smart as a dog.

 

[Stent]

my truck and house

Same thing?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

My ex impulse calls me - with the kid present with her - to “ask” if he can get gerbils. I said that’s fine, they can never come to my house, I’m allergic to all the hay and I will never take care of them or do anything. They must stay at moms and I want nothing to do with this.

Fast forward and I just had to transport them to Wisconsin and take care of them for four fucking days, huge mess of hay and shit all over my truck and house. Every fucking weekend he’s with me they have to come over here too for some reason.

I’m fawkin’ HEATED

Kids shouldn’t have pets until a certain age. My daughter wanted a puppy so bad. Spent a lot of money on that little nigger. I have her on the weekends summer holidays. She liked that nigga for one day. Now I have a fucking dog who I share my food with. I told her “I knew you weren’t ready to take care of something” she said “you’re the parent you should have known better”

 

[Agent Smith]

“you’re the parent you should have known better”

Don't you hate when they're right?

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Don't you hate when they're right?

You’ve no idea how much it bothers me lol. Academically she’s just a smart kid. Not Asian or anything. Just a regular smart kid. But her ability to see through bullshit and pick people apart is impressive since she will one day be a woman.

 

[Agent Smith]

You’ve no idea how much it bothers me lol.

For me it's usually a sense of pride coupled with the urge to knock him on his ass.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

For me it's usually a sense of pride coupled with the urge to knock him on his ass.

Oh for sure dude. Got a boy good for you man. Glad you didn’t pull a pat. May he fuck all the women he wants when he’s of age to do so.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Kids shouldn’t have pets until a certain age. My daughter wanted a puppy so bad. Spent a lot of money on that little nigger. I have her on the weekends summer holidays. She liked that nigga for one day. Now I have a fucking dog who I share my food with. I told her “I knew you weren’t ready to take care of something” she said “you’re the parent you should have known better”

She merked you hahah. PFG slam tobehonestwitchya.

 

[Dennyislife]

I didn't have a pet until I was about 14. I think 9 is the right age. By 14 I was starting to drink and go out independently.

All kids should have pets. The absolute heart break of their death prepares you for adulthood

 

[CumiaPoodle]

She merked you hahah. PFG slam tobehonestwitchya.

Haha thanks dude I thought so too. She’s half Puerto Rican so I know which side made her clever.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I didn't have a pet until I was about 14. I think 9 is the right age. By 14 I was starting to drink and go out independently.

All kids should have pets. The absolute heart break of their death prepares you got adulthood

Def when my dog died at 13 I was the only person in the house not crying. He was fucked up dying all day. After the vet left I walked two miles to my cousins house. My older brothers are 10+ years older than me so they can do the burial.

My cousin answered and was like wtf how did you get here I just said my dog died. He was like ah shit come in. he made his Colombian gf mix me drinks. Walked home at night drunk. I’ve dealt with tons of death since but it never really hurt after that day.