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WWAW workplace flings?

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I’ve never done it before. It’s probably a bad idea, isn’t it? This cougar has been coming after me for about a month now, we’ve been flirting back and forth a lot. She’s nice enough, mid 40’s and in decent shape. She’s from a different department but we see each other quite a bit.

Should i just say fuck it and give in? I kind of want to do it just for the novelty, I never fucked an older broad before, but I don’t want to fuck up my job at the same time. It’s a tough one man. I know I probably shouldn’t do it but the flesh is weak.

I’ve been in this same situation before with a gay guy at work but decided to not pursue that cause it was not worth the risk, although I really liked that dude.
 
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Rude and rude

I've done this at every job I've ever had. It has always had negative consequences. I have really poor impulse control. My father used to say "don't dip your pen in the company ink" but he married a co worker. He also had poor impulse control. It's a tough one man but these things usually end badly.

You’re probably right. I try to keep my work and private life separate as much as possible but these things make it very difficult.
 
I’ve never done it before. It’s probably a bad idea, isn’t it? This cougar has been coming after me for about a month now, we’ve been flirting back and forth a lot. She’s nice enough, mid 40’s and in decent shape. She’s from a different department but we see each other quite a bit.

Should i just say fuck it and give in? I kind of want to do it just for the novelty, I never fucked an older broad before, but I don’t want to fuck up my job at the same time. It’s a tough one man. I know I probably shouldn’t do it but the flesh is weak.

I’ve been in this same situation before with a gay guy at work but decided to not pursue that cause it was not worth the risk, although I really liked that dude.
It's stupid and if it's a job you want to keep it'll inevitably cause issues. Also make sure you tell her to take PrEP so she doesn't catch AIDS or whatever super virus you fags carry nowadays.
 

McGowan6

What did you think today was going to be?
No one at work knows (I think), except for that gay dude but he’s keeping it quiet. I rarely talk about my sex life to colleagues.
Do you think her interest would wane if she did? No offence, but I think most women would find it a major turn-off. If she doesn't, she's probably down for anything though. Hell, what am I talking about, she's Dutch, she probably is anyway.
 
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Do you think her interest would wane if she did? No offence, but I think most women would find it a major turn-off. If she doesn't, she's probably down for anything though. Hell, what am I talking about, she's Dutch, she probably is anyway.

I’m a likeable guy so most women are able to look past that (at least the ones I’ve been with) But if she would have a problem with it she can fuck off.
 

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If she's a professional worker that isn't the gossipy type go for it.

Professional women in there 30s and 40s are in their sexual prime, and know the score...They're more likely worried about you catching feelings.
Precisely. I had one in my first job out of high school and she said something along the lines of "If anyone finds out about this, it's because you said something." and I remember getting an erection because I knew she had control of the whole situation.

Gossipy women deserve all the heartbreak that comes their way.
 
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