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In the military I fucked a couple of co workers. I mean chics in the same unit.
Is office bullshit like the military where everyone knows ? And it’s a huge deal?
Nothing I hated more than telling one person and everyone finds out. Some dudes and bitches loved the drama thou.
Is office bullshit like the military where everyone knows ? And it’s a huge deal?
Nothing I hated more than telling one person and everyone finds out. Some dudes and bitches loved the drama thou.
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After the first couple months of euphoric cocaine fueled makeout sessions, you’ll fly too close to the sun
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I did this once very early in my career. It was a same company, different departments situation. Not sure how this relates to a 40 year old in today's times or compares to a relationship in 1988 but here are my pros and cons:
Pros
Access to pussy any time of day, in elevators, empty offices, in the parking lot at lunch, the roof of the building, etc (keep in mind when I did this it was long before security cameras covered every inch of a building and the whole hostile workplace really wasn't a thing yet).
A very "streamlined" life ..... it's REALLY easy to make Friday night/date plans and you have things buttoned up by 3 pm. So there's no conversations at 7 pm around "so what movie did we decide on"
Commuting together the next day if the prior evening ran long. This is an incredible opportunity for road head on both the drive into work AND back home.
Might sound crazy but, the ability to just keep an eye on things. If she's involved in any shenanigans or other sorts of general Fuckery, you know because you are there and see it with your own eyes.
Cons
Everyone you work with knows ALL your business
When things go south coworkers take sides. This makes getting shit done in a collaborative way very difficult. When my situation ended, a female co-worker refused to even speak to me.
When things go south one of you will probably have to find a new job if the masses are against one side or the other
When things go south, If you are into any weird or fetish shit, every single person, including SVPs, EVPs, district Presidents, etc you work with will know about. "Did you hear he likes anal more than regular sex." "She told me he never wanted to have sex and just wanted blowjobs." "Did you hear he tied her to the bed and didn't let her go until she cried?" "I heard he gets blackout drunk every Friday." "Did you hear he asked her to set up a threesome with them and Sally?"
For me, it was an amazing situation until it wasn't. And once it "wasn't" ..... boy did it suck! I vote no.
Pros
Access to pussy any time of day, in elevators, empty offices, in the parking lot at lunch, the roof of the building, etc (keep in mind when I did this it was long before security cameras covered every inch of a building and the whole hostile workplace really wasn't a thing yet).
A very "streamlined" life ..... it's REALLY easy to make Friday night/date plans and you have things buttoned up by 3 pm. So there's no conversations at 7 pm around "so what movie did we decide on"
Commuting together the next day if the prior evening ran long. This is an incredible opportunity for road head on both the drive into work AND back home.
Might sound crazy but, the ability to just keep an eye on things. If she's involved in any shenanigans or other sorts of general Fuckery, you know because you are there and see it with your own eyes.
Cons
Everyone you work with knows ALL your business
When things go south coworkers take sides. This makes getting shit done in a collaborative way very difficult. When my situation ended, a female co-worker refused to even speak to me.
When things go south one of you will probably have to find a new job if the masses are against one side or the other
When things go south, If you are into any weird or fetish shit, every single person, including SVPs, EVPs, district Presidents, etc you work with will know about. "Did you hear he likes anal more than regular sex." "She told me he never wanted to have sex and just wanted blowjobs." "Did you hear he tied her to the bed and didn't let her go until she cried?" "I heard he gets blackout drunk every Friday." "Did you hear he asked her to set up a threesome with them and Sally?"
For me, it was an amazing situation until it wasn't. And once it "wasn't" ..... boy did it suck! I vote no.
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I refuse to do it. Way too much drama.
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Quick follow up ..... my situation was a full blown relationship. My advice and attitude about a fling, especially with a 40 year old who has much more of an ability to be discrete, and isn't 20 years old, and giggling with co-workers saying "I just had sex in the elevator" ten minutes after it happened, would probably be a lot different
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It's a very difficult situation. IF you're not all that attached to your job and can easily get a new one that's just as good, fucking go for it! If not, seriously consider how unpleasant things at work could get. Lots of good examples here. Older chicks are great in bed, she'll probably show you a few new tricks and they really appreciate a guy who can maintain a hardon for a little while.
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Not to mention, when you start liking them and then when she drops you like a bad habit you get to go to work and watch her go home with every guy on her roster. *sniff*
Fawkin bar business is brutal
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Assuming she’s not your subordinate and doesn’t seem too crazy I’d say go for it. Just don’t fuck her at work.
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2 times. My favourite being the first. Late teens. Pub/ Bar work. This pretty, hippy chick. Gorgeous bubble butt. And she could get some fantastic Hash. It was fun with touchy- feely moments at work. I tried to have a quick one on the pool table. I was so close. This was after hours, obviously.
I'm gutted I fucked that up. I was on a downward spiral (Hanging around the wrong crowd).
I'm gutted I fucked that up. I was on a downward spiral (Hanging around the wrong crowd).
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Never do it.
Also, never listen to other people talking about their office romances. If someone mentions it to you say you don't want to hear about it. Because you will get pulled into their drama.
Also, never listen to other people talking about their office romances. If someone mentions it to you say you don't want to hear about it. Because you will get pulled into their drama.
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Yeah, i'm really starting to think i shouldn't.
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Get her fired, then fuck her. No conflict of interest, totally clean hands.
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I thought they spoke English there. Is Patreeky bilingual too?
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What about when things go east or west?
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Yeah they have a whimsical language.
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Fuck her, become her boss, and then fire her.
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I did this and holy fuck it was so hard to fire the bitch. Ended up going to court, thank fuck she never called it out or used it against me or the company. Probably because she’d had an abortion and knew I’d have no problem bringing it up.