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WWAW women that smoke? (appreciation thread)

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Oh, God, that's Ty Endicott, I met that guy when I lived in California. A friend from high school invited me to a party and like a moron I assumed it would be classy. I pictured a backyard with string lights and plants and wicker outdoor furniture and bohemian stuff, and thought people would be erudite, witty, and well-read, and I thought people would be having fascinating conversations about intellectual shit, so I brought a then-$250 bottle of Scotch and a $180 cab Sauvignon, so's I wouldn't seem like a sleaze who shows up with a sixer of Bud Light.

I get there and it's a bunch of fat, White trash losers in a crummy apartment with no decor. There were these fat girls there, I mean like really fat, who were in some burlesque act and seemed to think they were hot shit because of it. It was a total waste of money, nobody else even brought alcohol, and nobody said thanks or took a look at the bottle, they just started pouring as if it was some anonymous box wine. Ugh

Anyway there was this creep there, I chatted with him a little and he told me he produced porn. He gave me a free login (like the username was "free" and the password was "password" or something). I checked it out later and it was basically as trashy as you can get.

Shitty motel, camcorder, cheap hooers. Talk about depressing. The video I saw had an Indian (?) girl with YUGE milkers getting fucked doggy style on a gross polyester motel bedspread as she was smoking a cigarette and calling him a pervert. Her porn name was Jafra and I remember that because it's actually the name of a cheap makeup company that only Mexican girls and other ghetto types use.

Not my cup of tea, tbhwchya

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