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I used to fuck a guy who always wanted me to smoke while we did it. Weird. What's that about?
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Also I've dated a number of pricks who told me if I wanted to "earn" the title of girlfriend I'd have to stop smoking. I chose my cigs everytime.
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Probably just turns him on to watch women smoke. Turning him on while he's fucking away is my guess. Still weird.
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Before porn was inundated with incest porn, there was this series where this guy would bang smoking chicks doggy style (most of the time) and talk to them. I'm not big on smoking broads but that shit made me blast ropes
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Yeah its hard as fuck to make it into the ashtray when you're getting pounded like that.
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I used to like smoking cigs while getting sucked off. Thats good shit.
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Very cute, very horny.
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Really? What the fuck for? Some bullshit about being for kids probably
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That's exactly it. No flavored tobacco or vapes in the Commonwealth. With New Hampshire a short drive a way there is a flourishing black market.
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It looks cool but I hate the way smoking chicks taste
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you shouldn't be jerking-off to your sister anyway
You beat me to the joke. dammit!
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Oh, God, that's Ty Endicott, I met that guy when I lived in California. A friend from high school invited me to a party and like a moron I assumed it would be classy. I pictured a backyard with string lights and plants and wicker outdoor furniture and bohemian stuff, and thought people would be erudite, witty, and well-read, and I thought people would be having fascinating conversations about intellectual shit, so I brought a then-$250 bottle of Scotch and a $180 cab Sauvignon, so's I wouldn't seem like a sleaze who shows up with a sixer of Bud Light.
I get there and it's a bunch of fat, White trash losers in a crummy apartment with no decor. There were these fat girls there, I mean like really fat, who were in some burlesque act and seemed to think they were hot shit because of it. It was a total waste of money, nobody else even brought alcohol, and nobody said thanks or took a look at the bottle, they just started pouring as if it was some anonymous box wine. Ugh
Anyway there was this creep there, I chatted with him a little and he told me he produced porn. He gave me a free login (like the username was "free" and the password was "password" or something). I checked it out later and it was basically as trashy as you can get.
Shitty motel, camcorder, cheap hooers. Talk about depressing. The video I saw had an Indian (?) girl with YUGE milkers getting fucked doggy style on a gross polyester motel bedspread as she was smoking a cigarette and calling him a pervert. Her porn name was Jafra and I remember that because it's actually the name of a cheap makeup company that only Mexican girls and other ghetto types use.
Not my cup of tea, tbhwchya
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I found it! Look at that goddamn bedspread. It's depressing to see it even in the background
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This isn't the guy I don't think , he always banged white girls in dark rooms and no blow jobs or anything
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BRO, I rubbed one out to that fat milkered broad years ago. Fuckin weird.
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It really is a small world.
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Get a room you two!
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Only if you join us.