I don't really bother. You have to do it again in another hour or two anyway.
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wwaw wiping your bum properly?
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Meh. You wet down an old t-shirt with some febreeze, wipe a few times, toss it in the corner. It's not so bad. Call me superstitious but the darker the shirt the faster I'm done.
Just stop shitting, retard
As a 5 sinker, before I take a shit I fill one of my bathroom sinks up with 97 degree water. I drop in 2 teaspoons of rose water and 1/2 teaspoon of bleach. After I evacuate my bowels I park my bottom in the water in the bathroom sink and vigorously scrub with oak handled bristle brush, hop off the sink and blot dry any open sores. Then I make my imported wife fully dry me, and also drink the sink water. Sorry you're so poor
Sometimes I think I use too much toilet paper when I wipe.
3 wipes, 3 sheets per wipe
Toilet paper is white man’s folly. Be like boq and use your hand.
Yeah then I definitely go overboard.
I've just remembered this thing where a woman was hyper-clean and part of that was sticking an electric toothbrush up her ass to 'clean' the inside and she was getting medical problems.
Was that on O&A?
Was that on O&A?
Yeah it was
I use the bathroom sink to wet the toilet paper a bit before I wipe. Unfortunately the sink is on the other side of the bathroom, so I have to waddle back and forth with my pants around my ankles for each wipe.
Number of wipes, or sheets per wipe
Just wet the paper before you shit, stupid
I always pull 5 squares and notice I barely make a mark.
Lol I did that once and had so many dingleberries that I never attempted again.
You must always clog your toilet
Thankfully not.