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Sauce?
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Yeah it was
Can’t remember it, sorry sirSauce?
If you're used to seeing blood on the paper, then you do it too much.Yeah then I definitely go overboard.
Sauce?
It was from “My Strange Addiction” on TLC. The woman was petrified of “being dirty” so shed scrub her colon with the electric toothbrush. She was deathly afraid of shitting and would make an afternoon out of it due to her anxiety and fear of shitting. She was almost certainly viciously ass raped as a youngster, right?Can’t remember it, sorry sir
We're not all millionaires here.Buy a bidet or bidet attachment!
Ask your boyfriend to be gentler with you heinieSpeaking of poops, I’m pooping RIGHT NOW!
Wanna know something? The shit seemed to just slide out extra quickly, so I look in the bowl and it’s full of neon red blood. wtf? Am I the next one to get ass cancer around here?
My asshole doesn't get itchy!Since I got a bidet I dread shitting anywhere but home. My friends all made fun of me and my dad just stared at me like he was considering beating me as a grown man after he saw it. I guess it's gay to have the cleanest asshole possible. I guess it's gay that my asshole NEVER gets itchy EVER.
Stfu and rib the post you quoted you fucking flying monkeyAsk your boyfriend to be gentler with you heinie
Even when those things say they're flushable, don't flush them.WWAWD flushable wipes? I can't go back to normal TP tbchwy
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