wwaw wiping your bum properly?

[Patrick O'Neal]

I don't really bother. You have to do it again in another hour or two anyway.

 

[Turk February]

Meh. You wet down an old t-shirt with some febreeze, wipe a few times, toss it in the corner. It's not so bad. Call me superstitious but the darker the shirt the faster I'm done.

 

[Dog Eater]

Form the toilet paper into a twisted point then ram it inside your anus and twist around for the maximum clean.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just stop shitting, retard

 

[Africa.com]

As a 5 sinker, before I take a shit I fill one of my bathroom sinks up with 97 degree water. I drop in 2 teaspoons of rose water and 1/2 teaspoon of bleach. After I evacuate my bowels I park my bottom in the water in the bathroom sink and vigorously scrub with oak handled bristle brush, hop off the sink and blot dry any open sores. Then I make my imported wife fully dry me, and also drink the sink water. Sorry you're so poor

 

[aRTie02150]

Sometimes I think I use too much toilet paper when I wipe.

 

[BUBBLER]

Sometimes I think I use too much toilet paper when I wipe.

3 wipes, 3 sheets per wipe

 

[Toast]

You gotta get in their man and make sure it's extra clean

 

[Dog Eater]

Sometimes I think I use too much toilet paper when I wipe.

Toilet paper is white man’s folly. Be like boq and use your hand.

 

[aRTie02150]

3 wipes, 3 sheets per wipe

Yeah then I definitely go overboard.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I've just remembered this thing where a woman was hyper-clean and part of that was sticking an electric toothbrush up her ass to 'clean' the inside and she was getting medical problems.

Was that on O&A?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

3 wipes, 3 sheets per wipe

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I've just remembered this thing where a woman was hyper-clean and part of that was sticking an electric toothbrush up her ass to 'clean' the inside and she was getting medical problems.

Was that on O&A?

Yeah it was

 

[SensibleKeks]

I use the bathroom sink to wet the toilet paper a bit before I wipe. Unfortunately the sink is on the other side of the bathroom, so I have to waddle back and forth with my pants around my ankles for each wipe.

 

[BUBBLER]

Yeah then I definitely go overboard.

Number of wipes, or sheets per wipe

 

[BUBBLER]

I use the bathroom sink to wet the toilet paper a bit before I wipe. Unfortunately the sink is on the other side of the bathroom, so I have to waddle back and forth with my pants around my ankles for each wipe.

Just wet the paper before you shit, stupid

 

[aRTie02150]

Number of wipes, or sheets per wipe

I always pull 5 squares and notice I barely make a mark.

 

[aRTie02150]

Just wet the paper before you shit, stupid

Lol I did that once and had so many dingleberries that I never attempted again.

 

[BUBBLER]

I always pull 5 squares and notice I barely make a mark.

You must always clog your toilet

 

[aRTie02150]

You must always clog your toilet

Thankfully not.