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WWAW Saw X

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Fury Of Gwod
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I Door Dashed a fwockin meatbwall fwockin sub with gabagool and the cocksucking shitskin faggot driver hasn't even picked it up yet. It's been like 40 minutes. I could've drove there drunk like 80 fucking times by now. My fwockin meatbwall sub is going to be fucking colder than fuck. I hate my fucking life. Why does everything bad happen to me? Rapists and murderers order subs and get them right away all the time. THIS ISN'T FAIR GODDAMMIT.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Fury Of Gwod
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I'M HUNGRIER THAN SHIT AND I BASICALLY PAID DOUBLE TO HAVE SOME FUCKING STREET SHITTER NAMED DAVINDER OR NAZPREET DELIVER MY FUCKING SAMWICH. I HAVE NO FUCKING SAMWIDGE.

Message from Door Dash: "Your order is running a little behind."

OH REALLY??? IS IT??? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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I'M HUNGRIER THAN SHIT AND I BASICALLY PAID DOUBLE TO HAVE SOME FUCKING STREET SHITTER NAMED DAVINDER OR NAZPREET DELIVER MY FUCKING SAMWICH. I HAVE NO FUCKING SAMWIDGE.

Message from Door Dash: "Your order is running a little behind."

OH REALLY??? IS IT??? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
Seriously are they just NOT bringing me my fucking submarine sandwich?? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???
What does this have to do with SAW X?
 

HH Brother

@AnthonyCumia hey, miss you!
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FUCK YOU, that's what. I know you're behind this.
Hello Abester. I want to play a game.

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For years, you've thought that cans of tuna had bones in them, and you've tried to cover the fact you're mentally disabled while eating fish from a river you shit in.

I have injected a slow acting poison into your bloodstream. The room you're sealed in is Patrick Tomlinson's basement. The rules of the game are simple. You have five minutes, to stuff 20lbs of tunabones up your ass and I'll give you the antidote.

Live or Die, Abester. Make your choice.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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I canceled my Door Dash order, received credits that I will never use because Door Dash is fucking DEAD TO ME. Mad the same order on Skip The Dishes and there's already some cocksucker named "Geoffory" en route to pick the fucking sub up.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Fury Of Gwod
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Geoffory is fucking hustling for that $2 tip. When he gets here I'm going to meet him outside and he'll think I'm going to tip him again. I will not.
 
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