WWAW I told people my sister has cancer?

[guest]

That’s classic Blaze for ya. Stay away from the sauce, big man!

 

[guest]

Above all else, REAL

Rutherford, just take a day.

 

[gassers]

I have two old friends/acquaintance that I only keep in touch with one or twice a year. Both of these people have informed I sent them frantic emails last summer saying my sister was dying of uterine cancer. She's not and at the time I had not talked to my sister in years or really thought of her.

I have no memory of doing this. Good bit or no?

I have Rib amnesia from time to time.

I don't remember reading that post? Wait I ribbed it already?

But this is at another level Rutherford!

 

[guest]

That’s classic Blaze for ya. Stay away from the sauce, big man!

He’s a good kid. Just needs to try out a bit. Believe me I know it’s hard.

 

[gassers]

He’s a good kid. Just needs to try out a bit. Believe me I know it’s hard.

Good? He is perfect, he is cool, He is the bees knees maaaan!

 

[guest]

Good? He is perfect, he is cool, He is the bees knees maaaan!

Wait, do bees even have knees? Pot tawk Friday!

 

[guest]

@Rutherford_b_Blaze did NOT rape me in ANY available holes when I was ten years old or at any other age for that matter. And it wasn't because of whiskey dick! He could have but he didn't want to.

 

[gassers]

@Rutherford_b_Blaze did NOT rape me in ANY available holes when I was ten years old or at any other age for that matter. And it wasn't because of whiskey dick! He could have but he didn't want to.

What year was it when you were ten years old?

 

[guest]

What year was it when you were ten years old

'97

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

'97

Fawkin child of the 80s

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Wait, do bees even have knees? Pot tawk Friday!

Faawwwk, have you ever really thought about honey?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

He’s a good kid. Just needs to try out a bit. Believe me I know it’s hard.

Have you ever considered attempting to make a joke?

 

[Milk74]

I have two old friends/acquaintance that I only keep in touch with one or twice a year. Both of these people have informed I sent them frantic emails last summer saying my sister was dying of uterine cancer. She's not and at the time I had not talked to my sister in years or really thought of her.

I have no memory of doing this. Good bit or no?

Well, I now know why you quit drinking.

I'm cringing so hard for you right now.

I wake up the next day feeling shame and regret from simply reaching out to someone while drunk without saying anything that's embarrassing, so I can only imagine the feeling that brought you.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Well, I now know why you quit drinking.

I'm cringing so hard for you right now.

I wake up the next day feeling shame and regret from simply reaching out to someone while drunk without saying anything that's embarrassing, so I can only imagine the feeling that brought you.

It's made me rethink what makes @Rutherford_b_Blaze tick.. he seems like a real unhinged psycho. Refuses to leave Massachusetts, makes fake familial cancer stories for sympathy.. are you a paraplegic or something @Rutherford_b_Blaze?

 

[guest]

Have you ever considered attempting to make a joke?

I once posted weird degenerate porn on a website forum and a lovable lush trolled me til I sperged out and made multiple threads/ comments about him until I eventually decided I was a hopeless retard. That’s at least the way I remember it

Why doesn’t your neighborhood have sidewalks?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

It's made me rethink what makes @Rutherford_b_Blaze tick.. he seems like a real unhinged psycho. Refuses to leave Massachusetts, makes fake familial cancer stories for sympathy.. are you a paraplegic or something @Rutherford_b_Blaze?

No I'm just misunderstood.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I once posted weird degenerate porn on a website forum and a lovable lush trolled me til I sperged out and made multiple threads/ comments about him until I eventually decided I was a hopeless retard. That’s at least the way I remember it

Why doesn’t your neighborhood have sidewalks?

You're not a lovable lush, you're a pandering drunkard unfunny retard. "Hey guys, pat is fat right??" Your wetbrain is rewriting history to soften the blow of how cringe and unfunny your posts are. "Get off my forum, cuz."

 

[guest]

Well, I now know why you quit drinking.

I'm cringing so hard for you right now.

I wake up the next day feeling shame and regret from simply reaching out to someone while drunk without saying anything that's embarrassing, so I can only imagine the feeling that brought you.

That initial feeling that hits is pretty depressing. Godspeed.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

That initial feeling that hits is pretty depressing.

How did you feel after realizing you wrote "Get off my forum!" multiple times in a drunken rage?

 

[guest]

You're not a lovable lush, you're a pandering drunkard unfunny retard. "Hey guys, pat is fat right??" Your wetbrain is rewriting history to soften the blow of how cringe and unfunny your posts are. "Get off my forum, cuz."

Man, that upstate hard water really did a number on you. Cuz (I love how much that upsets you lol), let me break this down as simple as possible.

The forum is not your job and you’re not the sheriff that done blew into town —that’s layin’ down the law!

I can’t even make fun of you at this point. The old and new forums were created by the kind of people that hate sexual degenerates like yourself. I don’t even remember you from the old subs unless you’re actually Ichese.

You’re not being ironic, Groomia Jr. Like when you sperg out and claim when you’re called out: ‘It’s just a bit!’ it’s not funny.