WWAW hating your mom?

[johnnynoname]

my mom actually (most likely) hates me, and I love the fuck out of her

I put her through so much shit....if she could she would dump me, and get a son with no tattoos, and a real job

she deserves to have a lawyer for a son

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

My mudda would make, my fwaada would take.

 

[guest]

Anyone elses mom a complete cunt?
I dont think I’d cry if she died.

My dad kinda fucking sucks too.

Nice parents that never instilled any confidence in you, stupid

Not to dig in the knife, brothaman but I can’t relate. Sorry to hear. That must be rough to deal with.

I don’t know why I eat at this pizza place. I mean it’s ok but not great. It’s good enough to go to and I’m kinda hungry before working the night shift. Doesn’t matter.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Think about it this way - without your mother, Dan would’ve never been tricked into thinking he landed THE Joe Cumia on his podcast.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say good egg.

 

[guest]

my mom 100% has undiagnosed autism but she's a super lady. Today is her birthday, in fact.

Actually my mom’s birthday too. We should tell her happy birthday again bro

 

[aRTie02150]

I was an "uh-oh" baby so we were never all that close. WWAWT making Mac and Cheese on the stove at 5 years old?

I would make Mac and cheese and cut up hotdogs for din din when I was a boy and left alone for hours on end.

Nothing better than a hotdog wrapped in a paper towel cooked in the microwave because I couldn't boil the hotdog because the only fucking pot I had was full of mac and cheese.

ALL I WANTED WAS MORE POTS AND PANS.

 

[EraGodless]

Parents were flawed and imperfect and I sometimes wish some things would have happened differently, but I wouldn't change em' for the World. I also wish I was a better son (especially between the ages of 12-16)- I didn't do anything too bad, but I didn't do anything too good as well.

 

[Harry Powell]

I felt bad for mine for a while until she said "yes he's abusive but I don't want to be homeless." Haven't talked to them in 10 years and won't care when a booster takes them out.

You didn’t offer to let her live with you to escape? Nice job Cumia Jr.

 

[Qqqq]

Mine is a cunt as well. I told her to lose my number a few years ago, and haven't talked to her since.

What was the final straw?

 

[Imager]

My mom was a nut case. And a loser.

I later found out she endured physical abuse as a kid and so that explains a lot, but still she did the exact same mental shit that was done to her as a kid to me. She was told she was never wanted. And she repeatedly told me the only reason I have a younger sister is because she didn’t want a boy. Nice repeating history stupid.

As an adult she would routinely start shit between my sister and me.

If there’s an afterlife and I encounter her, I likely wouldn’t say much if anything to her and just move on. I don’t harbor anger or resentment, I just know that we are vastly different people and she will never understand me, and it shouldn’t be my burden to keep the relationship that makes me miserable going.

@NortheastPhilly you need to know how you view your parents reflects greatly how you view and interact with the world. Once you figure that out you can break any chains your childhood still has on you to forge your own path in life and do it better than your parents.

 

[Harry Powell]

My mom was a nut case. And a loser.

I later found out she endured physical abuse as a kid and so that explains a lot, but still she did the exact same mental shit that was done to her as a kid to me. She was told she was never wanted. And she repeatedly told me the only reason I have a younger sister is because she didn’t want a boy. Nice repeating history stupid.

As an adult she would routinely start shit between my sister and me.

If there’s an afterlife and I encounter her, I likely wouldn’t say much if anything to her and just move on. I don’t harbor anger or resentment, I just know that we are vastly different people and she will never understand me, and it shouldn’t be my burden to keep the relationship that makes me miserable going.

@NortheastPhilly you need to know how you view your parents reflects greatly how you view and interact with the world. Once you figure that out you can break any chains your childhood still has on you to forge your own path in life and do it better than your parents.

Re: the last paragraph, it’s especially fun to realize that your mother is your blueprint for relationships with women, even if you are conscientiously seeking the opposite of her.

 

[guest]

Re: the last paragraph, it’s especially fun to realize that your mother is your blueprint for relationships with women, even if you are conscientiously seeking the opposite of her.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

I would make Mac and cheese and cut up hotdogs for din din when I was a boy and left alone for hours on end.

Nothing better than a hotdog wrapped in a paper towel cooked in the microwave because I couldn't boil the hotdog because the only fucking pot I had was full of mac and cheese.

ALL I WANTED WAS MORE POTS AND PANS.

Mac and cheese and a hot dog? I'd get a spatula to the hiney later if I combined two dinners.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I love my mom to the point that I sometimes get mad at her about the fact that she is going to die someday and it will ruin my year.

 

[CorradoSoprano4]

I felt bad for mine for a while until she said "yes he's abusive but I don't want to be homeless." Haven't talked to them in 10 years and won't care when a booster takes them out.

Is your mom Lady Di?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Can't relate. Love my mom and miss her everyday. She was a Saint on ert.

I feel sorry for anyone that had a shitty mom. Sucked when she died but she was a great mom.

Edit to say it really makes me sick that Cumia didn't visit his mom for 5 years. I would have given anything to visit my mom but I couldn't because there was a cold going around I guess. They let me visit her only after it was "end of life" and she didn't recognize me anymore.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Is your mom Lady Di?

May as well be. Funny thing as I get older I remember stuff that doesn't make sense. Not like Paul wiemer balls in my face stuff but maybe opies moms thorazine shuffle stuff. It is what it is . That's the way she goes bubbs

Some times she goes sometimes she doesn't.

 

[guest]

My mom was a nut case. And a loser.

I later found out she endured physical abuse as a kid and so that explains a lot, but still she did the exact same mental shit that was done to her as a kid to me. She was told she was never wanted. And she repeatedly told me the only reason I have a younger sister is because she didn’t want a boy. Nice repeating history stupid.

As an adult she would routinely start shit between my sister and me.

If there’s an afterlife and I encounter her, I likely wouldn’t say much if anything to her and just move on. I don’t harbor anger or resentment, I just know that we are vastly different people and she will never understand me, and it shouldn’t be my burden to keep the relationship that makes me miserable going.

@NortheastPhilly you need to know how you view your parents reflects greatly how you view and interact with the world. Once you figure that out you can break any chains your childhood still has on you to forge your own path in life and do it better than your parents.

It’s impressive that you could move on as best you could. Godspeed to you both.

 

[guest]

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This asshole was such an evil scumbag. Nice smoking yourself to an early death, stupid.

 

[aRTie02150]

Mac and cheese and a hot dog? I'd get a spatula to the hiney later if I combined two dinners.

I'm considering making some just for old times sake. I remember it tasting awesome.

So many nights eating a giant bowl of that and watching Drew Carey laughing alone just waiting for my mom to come home at 11 just so I could see her for 5 mins before she'd go right to sleep and then I'd go to sleep to wake up to go to school, talk to my mommy for 5 minutes, then it was off to school to come home to the same thing again and again.

Fucking depressing and it really explains how I turned out.