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Blazey Two Broads ovah here.
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WWAW falling for the Puetro Rican chick who sells me weed?
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37 year old Puerto Rican? Gotta be rough looking at that age.
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She has a magnificent body, definitely takes good care of herself. Face is ok.
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Magnificent is a great term. A pic, even fully clothed would be good to see, because I'm rooting for you brotherman
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I dunno, she didn't send strong enough signalsUpdate: I put my arm around her. She said "That feels nice" i said
"I think I'm autistic"
She laughed a lot and then I brought her home because she was quite drunk, I'm "sober" and my name is not Jim Norton.
Edit as I was writing this she texted me "I like you..." which I interpret to mean she likes me. And is drunk.
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Just don’t Rutherford her in a fit of passion, get consent first
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Language
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Have fun trying to explain to her that rats aren't actually the adult form of mice, and that they're two different animals. Puerto ricans are stupid as hell
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I keep having visions of you being crushed by the ceremonial elephant at your Indian wedding. Go PR.
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I still think his boss is trying to harvest his organs
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I think the cop that arrested him in France for being too zooted was Jesus Christ. Everything happens for a reason. He should quit the gas station job and make selling weed a family business with his Puerto Rican gal.
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Also, you will 100% be stabbed or sliced by this woman at some point, but it's still better than marrying into an Indian family.
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How long should I wait before I bring up O&A? We were both fawkin children of the 90s in Boston so I could ask her if she remembers when those two radio guys said the mayor died.
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Never, ever bring it up.
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It's Luis J Gomez's sister.
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Dont. Its too retarded to explain. Its sounds like you are describing a fever dream.
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She's gonna get such a kick out of you, Abe.
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Seriously, treat it like it's some weird porn you could never explain.
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I need an under/over on the exact date all this explodes. Regardless of date, the end result will be:
Rutherford backs out if wedding in India becusee of his school boy crush on a girl that gives him 'candy' (weed) for free. His boss gets so pissed that work becomes unbearable and he has to quit. PR Weed Girl realizes all the weed and liquor has led to a lot of bad decisions in her life, gets the help she needs and Rutherford ends up getting friend-zoned.
Rutherford ends up alone, jerking off to thoughts of Indian pussy that never was and Weed Girl pussy that could have been if he just kept her drunk.
Rutherford backs out if wedding in India becusee of his school boy crush on a girl that gives him 'candy' (weed) for free. His boss gets so pissed that work becomes unbearable and he has to quit. PR Weed Girl realizes all the weed and liquor has led to a lot of bad decisions in her life, gets the help she needs and Rutherford ends up getting friend-zoned.
Rutherford ends up alone, jerking off to thoughts of Indian pussy that never was and Weed Girl pussy that could have been if he just kept her drunk.
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That doesn't sound like a particularly favorable outcome.