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WWAW falling for the Puetro Rican chick who sells me weed?

Jenna

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Aw Ruthie baby this sounds like a romantic comedy. Rutherford is a hopeless romantic, as he confesses to his gal pals at brunch. His shifty Indian boss proposed an arraigned marriage, but on the way to India hijinks ensued!

But then, he found love in the last place he'd expect. With the single Latina mother who sells him weed.

Climbing up on Solsbury Hill... I can see the city lights...
 

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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37yo Puerto Rican

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say hi in 1 year
 

Rutherford_b_Blaze

Massachusetts State Senator
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Update: I put my arm around her. She said "That feels nice" i said
"I think I'm autistic"
She laughed a lot and then I brought her home because she was quite drunk, I'm "sober" and my name is not Jim Norton.

Edit as I was writing this she texted me "I like you...😍" which I interpret to mean she likes me. And is drunk.
 
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