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WWAW Crossing the Border?

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I am saving that trick for Holland, these dutch funsters don't have any fighter jets. Gonna land on groningen enjoying some stroopwafel liquer.

Unironically that would probably be your best chance. Lol. Just imagining that got my ribs fucking good.

Stroopwafel likeur fucking rules. Bitterkoekjes likeur as well. Delicious!

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How far do you think you can swim in an hour or so? Not that far it turns out. They’d probably be watching you already when you got in because you’d have to be really close to the border already to do this.

And if they aren’t watching then you may as well walk.
 

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How far do you think you can swim in an hour or so? Not that far it turns out. They’d probably be watching you already when you got in because you’d have to be really close to the border already to do this.

And if they aren’t watching then you may as well walk.
Dammit i thought i had this full proof plan.

Maybe if you are really a good swimmer can't you cover atleast a mile using a tank underwater? I don't know swimming so i have no idea.

Maybe one can pull this off at night. Under low visibility.

There's got to be a fix. Fawk.
 
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Dammit i thought i had this full proof plan.

Maybe if you are really a good swimmer can't you cover atleast a mile using a tank underwater? I don't know swimming so i have no idea.

Maybe one can pull this off at night. Under low visibility.

There's got to be a fix. Fawk.
Why are you so desperate to cross the border, are you a lazy, stinky Mexican by any change?
 

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I like my stinky mexican brothermen. Whats not to like about them? :cool:

Any mexican brothermen you see in holland cakehorn?
I only want them working in Mexican restaurants making Tacos and shit, don't wanna see or smell them anywhere else.
 

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Crossing the border scuba diving wouldn't work. You'd just have to cross the border again to return the scuba gear. Then you'd be back where you started!
 
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Dammit i thought i had this full proof plan.

Maybe if you are really a good swimmer can't you cover atleast a mile using a tank underwater? I don't know swimming so i have no idea.

Maybe one can pull this off at night. Under low visibility.

There's got to be a fix. Fawk.
Yeah 1mph isn’t fast so you could do it but still, you’re close to the border when you get out. It might work but it seems like more trouble than it’s worth for something that’s already easy to do.
 
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