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Unironically that would probably be your best chance. Lol. Just imagining that got my ribs fucking good.
Stroopwafel likeur fucking rules. Bitterkoekjes likeur as well. Delicious!
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
WWAW Crossing the Border?
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Unironically that would probably be your best chance. Lol. Just imagining that got my ribs fucking good.
Stroopwafel likeur fucking rules. Bitterkoekjes likeur as well. Delicious!
I would just don a human sized suit of a wolf or a fox and cross the border on foot. They can't stop animals. Here's a technical diagram explaining my plan.
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How far do you think you can swim in an hour or so? Not that far it turns out. They’d probably be watching you already when you got in because you’d have to be really close to the border already to do this.
And if they aren’t watching then you may as well walk.
And if they aren’t watching then you may as well walk.
Dammit i thought i had this full proof plan.
Maybe if you are really a good swimmer can't you cover atleast a mile using a tank underwater? I don't know swimming so i have no idea.
Maybe one can pull this off at night. Under low visibility.
There's got to be a fix. Fawk.
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Why are you so desperate to cross the border, are you a lazy, stinky Mexican by any change?
I like my stinky mexican brothermen. Whats not to like about them?
Any mexican brothermen you see in holland cakehorn?
I only want them working in Mexican restaurants making Tacos and shit, don't wanna see or smell them anywhere else.I like my stinky mexican brothermen. Whats not to like about them?
Any mexican brothermen you see in holland cakehorn?
WWAW getting in a fistfight underwater in full scuba gear
Crossing the border scuba diving wouldn't work. You'd just have to cross the border again to return the scuba gear. Then you'd be back where you started!
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Yeah 1mph isn’t fast so you could do it but still, you’re close to the border when you get out. It might work but it seems like more trouble than it’s worth for something that’s already easy to do.