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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
WWAW Chad Opie cucking Lyin Bert Kreischer?
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“Erock, tell that lying fat piece of shit he’s not welcome on my rrrrradio show”
No fucking way it happened the way Bert said it did.
Read between the lines. He got on, the Destroyah made him tell his stupid bullshit Machine story, smelled the bullshit and made Erock fuck him off
I think I want to hit Bert in the face more than anyone on the planet. Squealing, giddy 53 year old manchild. I hate him.
That's exactly what happened
I’m listening to the segment now, Bert is spitting out lies like a machine gun of horseshit and you can tell Opie is so fucking suspicious. It’s worse that Tucker Max.
“Hey Bert tell us about how you robbed the Russian Mob”
“I robbed a train with the Russian mob”
“I thought Will Smith was going to rape me”
“I took a shit in a pizza box to win an election”
“My first time doing standup I closed 20 minutes for a roster of national touring comedians. I killed so hard they offered me a morning talk show”
“I thought Will Smith was going to rape me”
“I took a shit in a pizza box to win an election”
“My first time doing standup I closed 20 minutes for a roster of national touring comedians. I killed so hard they offered me a morning talk show”
5 months before Patrice died: the Worm pipes in with “ what did Patrice say to you? I’m gonna die before my time?”
"This was right before I almost joined Creed!"
Bert’s wife has it even harder than Flavia.
"I consoled a Japanese Pearl Harbor pilot by taking my shirt off so he could dry his tears"
The sold out show in Miami where not one, not two, but THREE guys (imagine Bert's luck that it happened according to the comedy rule of 3's) got onstage one after the other and pulled their dicks out to the roars of the crowd has to be biggest piece of horseshit passed off as a real event I've ever heard in my life. Oh yeah, the third guy was albino, too.
The fact that NO ONE in comedy calls this guy out -- even as he whips his shirt around his head like the asshole who ruins everything fun and cool -- shows what cliquey cowards stand ups are.
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I can never trash fellow comics - James Faggot Norton.
thats kind of retarded, comedians are co workers. even tho there isnt “HR” you dont wanna lose gigs because your “toxic” or whatever
its a business
I love that he felt like an ass when Steve Martin confronted him. Were the original Pink Panther movies really that great? I’m asking because I’ve never seen them and if I did I would tell you, genuinely.
I guess, but if it's too brutal honesty to tell Kreischer he's embarrassing the entire profession by stripping as an opener, comedians can spare me the "truth teller" shtick forever.
But you're probably right. I wanted to defend my point with an example of hip-hop artists still being willing to speak out against each other but then I remembered how the industry rallied around Lil Nas X whenever anyone called his gimmick out and he's a pretty fair Kreischer comparison.
Don't forget that each stripping gangster made sure to tell the audience that Bert was a "real ass nigga", so that this giggling, gelatinous blob of estrogen has street cred.
Well you could always just build a quarter million dollar studio and spend tens of thousands of dollars a month on bandwidth only to purposely limit your own audience and have half of the people who should be fans of yours hate you anyway!
Every story of Burt's includes the part where everyone absolutely loves him and thinks he's a really nice, awesome guy. I saw a clip the other day where he was telling Segura how Louie didn't like him at first and at one point still says Louie thought he was a great guy just a bad comic. He's as insecure as Pat.