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If Patrick kills himself can we do Vince Gilligan next? He deserves it for this episode ALONE!
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You just don’t get Vince’s brilliance here bro! You see, all series long they’ve been using black and white for the “Gene” scenes to indicate that the inner spark (color) of Jimmy is gone! Once he gets it back, the scenes will be in a brilliant, over saturated array of colors! If you have to endure through an episode of shitty black and white to get to that amazing, unexpected payoff then so be it!They're just fucking with us now. The entire episode was inane babble, over a scam that would have been lame in Season 1. I watched it at 1.5speed, and then moved it up to 2x. Spoiler Alert: It sucked, but it just seemed like a way to wrap up the taxi driver storyline they've been dragging out for years. And the Black and White looked ugly. It looked like Clerks. Can't they just use film?
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This episode warmed up to that, with a 10 minute montage of a security guard we've never seen before eating dessert scrolls.In the penultimate episode, there will be a 20 minute montage where the car wash guy with the eyebrows cleans a car and stocks his vending machines.
Remember when this show was pitched as some sort of comedy?This episode warmed up to that, with a 10 minute montage of a security guard we've never seen before eating dessert scrolls.
I mean, fuck Vince Gilligan too, but he was pretty hands off starting in early season 3. At that point Peter Gouldensteinberg became primary showrunner. No coincidence that the show peaks in season 3 with the courtroom episode.Remember when this show was pitched as some sort of comedy?
Then Vince decided “nahhh, actually we’re going to make it Breaking Bad Jr. Except way artsier and with as little of the shit people liked about BB as possible!”
There is no way that person is not a pedophile.
I thought the first part of season 6 was pretty good until it became obvious they made the plot way too convoluted and had to conclude 6 gorillion loose ends in one go.I mean, fuck Vince Gilligan too, but he was pretty hands off starting in early season 3. At that point Peter Gouldensteinberg became primary showrunner. No coincidence that the show peaks in season 3 with the courtroom episode.
Yep, like usual I was right.There is no way that person is not a pedophile.
Welp no one died so I have to rate that episode a 0/10. Me no can focus without shoot shoot bang bang
Boo Vince
The thief was this guy, but they had to recast him because their schedules clashed:Put it this way he the heart attack had killed him this episode wouldn't be some great unfulfilled work of art. It was fucking boring. I was checking my phone. I don't even remember who this guy was?
Oh and let's remove any sense of menace by making him a sad sack loser who Gene immediately dominates by...making him steal stuff because Gene knew that's what he really wants? In the same breath, Gene says he knows it's not about the money, then cites money as a benefit to his plan. "The game." Yuck.The thief was this guy, but they had to recast him because their schedules clashed:
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In recasting him, they completely changed his character. He was originally intimidating, creepy, and potentially crazy. The new actor turned him into John Dupee.
Their first retcon of something the writers couldn't follow through on. "Oh that character who was going to be Gene's biggest threat? Yeah we'll just replace him with someone else."
Is his rubber dog shit salesman job really that important that he had to cancel on the biggest show on the planet right nowThe thief was this guy, but they had to recast him because their schedules clashed:
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In recasting him, they completely changed his character. He was originally intimidating, creepy, and potentially crazy. The new actor turned him into John Dupee.
Their first retcon of something the writers couldn't follow through on. "Oh that character who was going to be Gene's biggest threat? Yeah we'll just replace him with someone else."
Funny how you bring up that pretentious comment when there are several people in this thread that has said it unironically.Holy fucking Christ, that stunk! I can't even be bothered to break down everything that was wrong with that episode but Jesus fuck, how anyone can still defend this show at this point is mind boggling. VG really did just get lucky with Breaking Bad. He's a fucking hack who's been too terrified to leave that universe for the past decade so he's just milked it for all its worth and retards have ate it up.
If I can offer some constructive criticism though - They should've included more shots of that fat fuck security guard saying 'mmm mmm mmm' while eating his pastry. Fucking riveting television that is.
Bonus pretentious Reddit fag comment -
These people legitimately think they're smart by all making some variation of that same comment every week for years. The most retarded, obnoxious fanbase of any show in history by far. Enjoy the remaining 3 episodes of your shitshow, you cultish fucks.
Is his rubber dog shit salesman job really that important that he had to cancel on the biggest show on the planet right now
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