Wrong thrice more, kiwi admin child

[guest]

I don’t think anyone here swatted him, but someone did right?

They suggest it could be an ex, they were incredibly reasonable and tolerant of his gay meltdown. He should be thankful they handled it so rationally.

When they asked if it was an ex, I think that was after he flipped his fat lid and started screaming about how this was going on for 3 and a half years or whatever. I don't know if that was directed at this particular incident or the overall atalker thing he was screaming at them about.

Like most others here, I didn't think this was something perpetrated by a rascal. Just an organic Rick sperg out that a neighbor happened to record.

 

[guest]

It's like the law of large numbers, sharpshooter fallacy and like 5 other informal fallacies because everyone is bad at combinatorics.

You're looking at the outcome and then trying to infer the low probability of the result. This is like the old magician trick of them pulling out the same card from their pocket that you picked. But they also have a different one in another pocket, or a handkerchief with the card on it.

Hundreds of people here, thousands at kiwi all randomly looking at different sites and pieces of information.

It's similar to the birthday problem. Every hour that passed the probability went up someone would find it until it approached 100% asymptomatically.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem[/URL]

In a room full of only 30 people you have a 75% chance of sharing a birthday with someone

Kiwi faggots need to take a stats 101 course. They're not even non stealthy geeks.

Look at the big brain on @admin !

 

[NoBacon]

When they asked if it was an ex, I think that was after he flipped his fat lid and started screaming about how this was going on for 3 and a half years or whatever. I don't know if that was directed at this particular incident or the overall atalker thing he was screaming at them about.

Like most others here, I didn't think this was something perpetrated by a rascal. Just an organic Rick sperg out that a neighbor happened to record.

Ah yeah. I think you’re right, I understood that exchange that someone definitely did phone it in but that’s not strictly true. They are offering an explanation for why someone might be targeting him in general.

Plus @SpaceEdge and @admin rational analysis on things. I was just being a panicky pete. Also if anyone did do something silly, I know I didn’t so who cares? Which also applies to everyone else here.

 

[FurBurger]

Nice illusionary degree of separation, stupid. Your suggestion to have food delivered erases everything you said and makes you on the exact same level as us. I guess the feds will be knocking on nulls door now

He's misused "Glowie" too - clearly a false flag operation by the C/i/A.

 

[FurBurger]

I swear every time I have to get a fucking low paid IT worker to reset my password...

Write 'em down, boomer, and keep them in your wallet. We only get pissy when you write them down where people can see them, like some sort of Italian Telecommunications Minister:

 

[guest]

Ah yeah. I think you’re right, I understood that exchange that someone definitely did phone it in but that’s not strictly true. They are offering an explanation for why someone might be targeting him in general.

Plus @SpaceEdge and @admin rational analysis on things. I was just being a panicky pete. Also if anyone did do something silly, I know I didn’t so who cares? Which also applies to everyone else here.

My take is that he started talking about stlakers and the cops asked if it was an ex GF or wife because that’s who stlakers usually are. They were trying to figure out what the fuck he was talking about since every MPD cop doesn’t walk around with a summary of the case like Rick thinks they do.

 

[SensibleKeks]

What I hate is how those fags give Pat the benefit of the doubt on if he was swatted. Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. No one has provided any definitive information in either case. I get wanting to be cautious regarding even a potential swatting incident, but to throw us under the bus immediately? Our reputation is at stake here!

After all the lying and falsifying police/court records, why should anyone give this shithead any benefit of the doubt?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

What I hate is how those fags give Pat the benefit of the doubt on if he was swatted. Maybe he was, maybe he wasn't. No one has provided any definitive information in either case. I get wanting to be cautious regarding even a potential swatting incident, but to throw us under the bus immediately? Our reputation is at stake here!

After all the lying and falsifying police/court records, why should anyone give this shithead any benefit of the doubt?

I will give Pat the benefit of the doubt that he was swatted in some way. I’ll even believe him that some truly insane people text him really creepy shit (most of it not being remotely funny).

There are some nutjobs that read kf and here too probably. It’s public. If someone did swat the pig the odds of it being a kf reader and/or user are way higher than it being from here by sheer numbers alone.

But to reflexively believe that the same people who text him pretending to be the lizard king or with Pokémon memes are also swatting him is 1.2 logic

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

KF doesn't deserve Pat. Is there a way to private the board so thise faggot can go find their brown pat content?

 

[guest]

I want my godamm recognition. Was pissed i didnt make John Doe list. When my mugshot goes public and our Netflix doc is going viral I'm going to be drowning is pussy

 

[CuntFucker]

omg! did someone on kiwifarms say something!

 

[RobertMewler]

I will give Pat the benefit of the doubt that he was swatted in some way. I’ll even believe him that some truly insane people text him really creepy shit (most of it not being remotely funny).

Sure, some truly insane people may be texting him creepy shit but it is all funny. You may not think all the content per se is funny (I personally do) but you'd have to agree its intended effect, getting Piggy to react and possibly bring us new copypasta to enjoy, makes it all hilarious.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Sure, some truly insane people may be texting him creepy shit but it is all funny. You may not think all the content per se is funny (I personally do) but you'd have to agree its intended effect, getting Piggy to react and possibly bring us new copypasta to enjoy, makes it all hilarious.

True. That’s a better way to phrase it. It is funny that him being such a giant cunt has caused people even crazier and more pathetic than him to text him creepy stuff.

The stuff is likely not funny out of context, but in the greater pig context, it is funny.

Thank you for correcTing the record.

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

Once KF went beyond Chris Chan it became a shithole. Stick to what you're good at, stupids.

I can say for the record that I, ElectricLightKazooII, have never contacted or bothered Mr. Tomlinson in any way, shape, or form, but watching all this has been some of the best entertainment of my life.

 

[NoBacon]

Once KF went beyond Chris Chan it became a shithole. Stick to what you're good at, stupids.

I can say for the record that I, ElectricLightKazooII, have never contacted or bothered Mr. Tomlinson in any way, shape, or form, but watching all this has been some of the best entertainment of my life.

I reckon electriclightkazool did it

 

[guest]

I reckon electriclightkazool did it

That’s what I told the officer earlier.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Yeah another reminder nobody here called the cops for the pepperoni bit

 

[guest]

Kiwifarms is fawking exhausting to read. They all sound like the same pessimistic high verbal IQ, low street smarts, shut-in.

 

[guest]

Yeah another reminder nobody here called the cops for the pepperoni bit

Tiny dick? It's medium-sized, cunt.

 

[FurBurger]

I will give Pat the benefit of the doubt that he was swatted...

Cunt.

Where are you on his book sales, and his martial arts skills?

Nominate a belt you think he's achieved, so we can all laugh at you.