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SpaceEdge

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The only thing I'm suspicious of is the fact that someone just so happened to take a peek at the police dispatch logs hours after it happened when this is the first time in years that Piggo has been visited by the police.
At first I was thinking the same thing when I saw it breaking, but then I realized that Patrick has been radio silent for days (highly highly unusual) and myself and many others here were racing to find out what the fuck happened

You can read all about it in my new book, "if i did it" by OJ Apostle
 

Kurt_Love

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I just caught up on their thread. I noticed everything that was done by someone here to milk the pig is noted by them as "we did this" and "we" that but then every other post they distance themselves and claim ona are bad boys who probably swatted him.

If it was anything remotely close to a swatting, I don't think Fatrick would be able to resist jumping on Twitter trying again to go viral as the victim.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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He lives in the literal ghetto. It could have easily been a real call about a real event and made by a neighbor. This would be further supported by the fact we got audio from a neighbor.

There's no reason these faggots have to just assume it was real, other than them sitting in the peanut gallery for too long and huffing their own farts

That’s true. Nobody really knows, it could be organic or it couldn’t. We just know a call was made and he acted like a complete autistic chimp and should be incredibly grateful they didn’t arrest him for it or have him committed.

The pearl clutching at kiwifarms and the hypocrisy of picking and choosing what crosses their lines is why I don’t bother going there anymore. Buncha fucking QUEERS!
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RobertMewler

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He is so fucking lucky he had a female cop taking the lead. If he had been screaming at a male cop like that instead of at a meter maid his tuft would have been given the ol' wood shampoo
He would never speak to another man (especially a cop) like that. He'd be the meek, stuttering pussy from traffic court and the Nadolski hearing. He sassed the judge once and got shut down and what did he do? Sighed like a bitch.

Thank God it was a female cop this time or else he never would have raised his voice and we wouldn't have a recording.
 

Opesterino

How does that feel?!
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Can anyone even imagine the stuff they have on file about him? He must be labeled as a lunatic. Wouldn't any investigating officer look at his history and see the lawsuits? How many different Judges went on record saying he doesn't have a case and even suggesting he 100% is the cause of his own issues? Twitter isn't the real world, when most people see Patrick S. Tomlinson and look at his behavior they come to the same conclusion that everyone else already has - that he is a fat faggot with bitch tits. Patrick S. Tomlinson is a terrible person. All his twitter actions, flicking off a random child at a baseball game, frivolous lawsuits that he admitted in the Josiah calls that were used as financial blackmail thinking he could hurt Quasi, the way he spoke about his ex wife and PCJ👼, the way he ducked out of his daughters life and never once even asked about her life nor bought any gifts, not even a fucking teddy bear for an xmas. I could go on and on and provide evidence for every incident described.
 

Faggot Boqposter

The Alawite Assassin
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These faggots are accusing me of swatting him because I saw it on the MPD blotter like 15 hours later. Isn't that what these spergs are supposed to be good at? All they do is use their gay lingo while coming up with stupid theories or obvious shit. "Don't mean to power level, but I know that his neighborhood is a high-crime area."
Because Reddit started banning neckbeards who say naughty words the same neckbeards that made Reddit the neckbeard watering hole that it is/was have gone to kiwi farms. Kiwi farms is perfect for them. Simple rules, simple culture, say the right thing get an upvote.

I swear every time I have to get a fucking low paid IT worker to reset my password I’m talking to a kiwi farms mod. Same writing style, same cunty Pat-Esque arrogance. The rubber dog shit I sell keeps the lights on and keeps the bus pass as part of your benefits package bitch!
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The only thing I'm suspicious of is the fact that someone just so happened to take a peek at the police dispatch logs hours after it happened when this is the first time in years that Piggo has been visited by the police.
I think someone checked just because he wasn’t tweeting like he usually does. That always sets off some red flags since we know tweeting is his whole fat life. It just so happened to be related to Piggy’s NEVER RETURN! Outburst
 

Libby Son Of Loin

WACTIONABLY WEATENING S-S-SUE WIGHTNING
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Within the span of 8 months, we have gone from "ona people are not good enough to post here, Patrick isn't funny" to
"Ackshully we invented Patrick Tomlinson and everything ona does is credit to us"
Also don't troll, it's against the rules. Man Patrick produces so much milk. No one has mentioned he's fat. We're so funny
 
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It's like the law of large numbers, sharpshooter fallacy and like 5 other informal fallacies because everyone is bad at combinatorics.

You're looking at the outcome and then trying to infer the low probability of the result. This is like the old magician trick of them pulling out the same card from their pocket that you picked. But they also have a different one in another pocket, or a handkerchief with the card on it.

Hundreds of people here, thousands at kiwi all randomly looking at different sites and pieces of information.

It's similar to the birthday problem. Every hour that passed the probability went up someone would find it until it approached 100% asymptomatically.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_problem[/URL]

In a room full of only 30 people you have a 75% chance of sharing a birthday with someone

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Kiwi faggots need to take a stats 101 course. They're not even non stealthy geeks.
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Clint Ruin

I'm sorry, who are you?
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Nobody here has ever claimed to have swatted Patrick. He claimed it happened twice before we met him, and since then he has faked bomb threats at conventions and vandalized his own home. There is tons of past actions and events that say it could be faked and only Patrick's words to say it happened

Even the pepperoni incident is believed to be someone calling the police on the actual craigslist post and the police not responding as they expected.

Nice illusionary degree of separation, stupid. Your suggestion to have food delivered erases everything you said and makes you on the exact same level as us. I guess the feds will be knocking on nulls door now
Wait, is that what they think happened? That someone swatted? I was under the impression that Pig was radio silent on Twitter so a rascal looked up cop shit in that time frame to see what was up, got the audio, and that whatever happened was unrelated but Psycho Pig ranted to the cops as if it was
 

Kurt_Love

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Wait, is that what they think happened? That someone swatted? I was under the impression that Pig was radio silent on Twitter so a rascal looked up cop shit in that time frame to see what was up, got the audio, and that whatever happened was unrelated but Psycho Pig ranted to the cops as if it was
Null is saying he doesn't want it featured because it's probably fruit of the poisoned swat tree so now a bunch of faggots there are saying it's definitely swatting. They want all credit for Fatrick though. They found him and milked him.
 

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