I wont stay at one if i see its owned by chinks or dot indians
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Your employer really tried to motherfuck you, but you turned sour lemons into lemonade .Oh, an employer once put me up for 2 weeks in a hotel in Chungbuk, and there were condoms and the windows just faced a wall. And then I slowly realized "this is a sex hotel" but I didn't really hate it cuz I could smoke.
Now, that's a great fawwkin story, bruthaman!Holy shit dude I posted about this back when it happened, but I went to the Bama-LSU game in 2022 and I slipped in the shitty bathtub in our Pakistani shithole hotel and fell out and hit my back on the toilet. I cracked three vertebrae and was at Baton Rouge General Hospital from 9am to 4pm zooted on morphine and dilaudid. The gave me a script for morphine and muscle relaxers and we still made it to the game. I was a fucking soldier that day.
The day prior we were dropped off at a dive bar with no windows or cars in the parking lot. We didn't even think it was open. We walk in and there's a Confederate flag behind the bar. My buddy was anxious until I was like, Dude, we could not possibly be in a safer place in this county. Relax.
The bartender brought us Bud Lights without asking what we wanted and offered us Marby Reds. Then she says to the two old geezers down the bar "Whatay'all wanna watch, football?" And this guy goes "I'd rather watch chickens peck chicken shit than watch niggers play football." So she put on an infomercial for speed boats and those two idiots were hootin n hollerin like they were at the circus. It was straight out if Squidbillies. I loved it.
I also got to see two Heisman winners in Jalen Daniels and Bryce Young play each other, which I'm pretty sure almost never happens if it ever has at all. The game went to overtime and the place almost collapsed when LSU won.
I was so fucked up on morphine, dilaudid, edibles, and Fireball shots that I don't even remember a fucking thing.
My buddy said I was nodding off on the plane ride home still asking him who was winning.
Bayou niggers= white niggers.I've actually never gambled. Not even a scratch ticket.
I have other vices.
But honestly, the white people down there are just as bad as blacks. They're literally white niggers. It's the shittiest place white people live on earth. I mean that. It's worse than South Africa.
It's undescribably niggerish down there. Baton Rouge makes Memphis look like Vienna in Austria.
But you have to understand that tornado sirens in Indiana go off every night like that. It just means "Don't let the sun set on your black ass, niggers!"My ex in New Mexico grad school got into Purdue for her PhD in West Lafayette. You wanna talk about the middle of butt-fucking nowhere, Indiana?
I still remember that phone call after she first moved, when the tornado sirens started going off and she literally had a panic attack. LOL. Nice place to live, stupid.