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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Worst hotel you ever stayed in?
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I cant find the name of it, but I had to go to the embassy once, and it was like The Good Value Motel in Ottawa. If I didn't have mushrooms I'd be horrified, its just crawling with like 15 kids trying to kill you and homeless people sleeping out front.
Also some shithole in Atlantic City after a concert because some scumbag canceled the reservation we had because we hadn’t checked in by a certain time.
Knights Inn I think is where we stayed
It happened to me another time after that but we wised up and just stayed at the $5 blackjack table all night at the Trump Taj Mahal drinking free vodka Red Bulls. Got a free breakfast buffet out of it.
Queens motor inn, bobos uncle owned it
Oh, an employer once put me up for 2 weeks in a hotel in Chungbuk, and there were condoms and the windows just faced a wall. And then I slowly realized "this is a sex hotel" but I didn't really hate it cuz I could smoke.
Nice plagiarism stupid.
Nobody wants to hear good storys about hotels
Did you go pussy diving?
My wife and I stayed at one of those Tokyo sex hotels one time for like 3 nights. You’re supposed to go there for a couple hours and bounce but it was a good location so we just stayed there. It was PFG, super clean and hilarious. Shit had all these channels of karaoke and blurred out jap porn. Nice shower and steam room too.
THIS IS LONG, BUT I PROMISE ITS WELL WORTH THE CHUCKLES! EVERY SINGLE WORD DEMONSTRABLY TRUE.
My friend and I decided we'd just take off one day in 1992 and go down to Florida (about a 1,300+ mile trip one way) and when we got to Florida his beautiful custom Ford van his parents bought him broke down. That van was obviously where we slept while homeless tourists. So while it was in the shop we had to get a motel room for one night. Didn't have much money so a flea bitten, rat infested, cockroach motel was where we ended up since it was close to the shop. That "Heyyyy, hellhole!" shit hole dump was owned and operated by a Cuban dude. Because... Of course it's run by a fawwkin Cuban banana boat "Marielito" refugee in Florida!
We open the door to the room and flip on the light switch and multiple fucking cockroaches scattered in every direction! And by cockroach I don't mean the spic maid that doesn't clean shit. I'm talking Floridian
. The southern kind that crawl up your pant leg and try to bite your dick and sac while you're sleeping with one paranoid eye wide open. Always pull your socks up over the pant legs! Word to the wise, nigga!
We were so horrified that we immediately started plottin' revenge. And boy, oh, boy did we take revenge like a filthy spic done chainsawed up a family member!
Deeds of horror completed with cruel intent and pride...
#1: The tub drain plug was put in and we only pissed in the tub (with two exceptions, which I'll get to in #4) Besides pissing with reckless abandon into the tub we also dunked all the towels and wash clothes in the piss and hung them up over the shower curtain rod for extra lulz. We didn't fucking appreciate being accosted by nigger roaches for fuck's sake.
#2: I took a shit "upper decker" style (way before I heard about Jim Florentine's bit) in the cistern of the tank. Then flushed it a few times to teach a ssssssscumbag a lesson. That'll motherfuck 'em good. Fucking float into my country on an inner tube uninvited with your dirty roaches and your spic communism.
#3: After we slept on top of the bed fully clothed, jackets, shoes on and everything. That morning we collected a giant pile of spit on the sheets and put all our cigarette butts out in it. Then put the shitty fucking prison thin, bed bug ridden blanket back over it and stomped and smeared it all in. Jumped up and down on the bed like a 5 year old.
#4 & #5: Right before we bailed out we each took a morning piss in the radiator up against the wall and cranked the heat on full blast. Finally, we crafted a horrifyingly racist, hateful note and stuck it with a chewed piece of gum to the mirror in a last act of sheer, unadulterated, unmitigated defiance. Two
birds for you, vato. Nice cockroach infestation, stupid. Nice Chiquita banana Panama hat, stupid
You spic nigger, don't leave the vacancy sign on if you see two white northern dudes with long hair dressed in all black with 17" steel toe boots and full length leather trenchcoats looking like goddamn Heinrich Himmler. "We'll leave the light on for ya." Will ya, stupid? Yeah, you leave the light on so we don't see the cockroaches.
We may or may not have signed off with "say 'ello to me lil friend" with a crude drawing of a cock going into a spic mouth.
That's my nightmare motel story.
My friend and I decided we'd just take off one day in 1992 and go down to Florida (about a 1,300+ mile trip one way) and when we got to Florida his beautiful custom Ford van his parents bought him broke down. That van was obviously where we slept while homeless tourists. So while it was in the shop we had to get a motel room for one night. Didn't have much money so a flea bitten, rat infested, cockroach motel was where we ended up since it was close to the shop. That "Heyyyy, hellhole!" shit hole dump was owned and operated by a Cuban dude. Because... Of course it's run by a fawwkin Cuban banana boat "Marielito" refugee in Florida!
We open the door to the room and flip on the light switch and multiple fucking cockroaches scattered in every direction! And by cockroach I don't mean the spic maid that doesn't clean shit. I'm talking Floridian
. The southern kind that crawl up your pant leg and try to bite your dick and sac while you're sleeping with one paranoid eye wide open. Always pull your socks up over the pant legs! Word to the wise, nigga!We were so horrified that we immediately started plottin' revenge. And boy, oh, boy did we take revenge like a filthy spic done chainsawed up a family member!
Deeds of horror completed with cruel intent and pride...
#1: The tub drain plug was put in and we only pissed in the tub (with two exceptions, which I'll get to in #4) Besides pissing with reckless abandon into the tub we also dunked all the towels and wash clothes in the piss and hung them up over the shower curtain rod for extra lulz. We didn't fucking appreciate being accosted by nigger roaches for fuck's sake.
#2: I took a shit "upper decker" style (way before I heard about Jim Florentine's bit) in the cistern of the tank. Then flushed it a few times to teach a ssssssscumbag a lesson. That'll motherfuck 'em good. Fucking float into my country on an inner tube uninvited with your dirty roaches and your spic communism.
#3: After we slept on top of the bed fully clothed, jackets, shoes on and everything. That morning we collected a giant pile of spit on the sheets and put all our cigarette butts out in it. Then put the shitty fucking prison thin, bed bug ridden blanket back over it and stomped and smeared it all in. Jumped up and down on the bed like a 5 year old.
#4 & #5: Right before we bailed out we each took a morning piss in the radiator up against the wall and cranked the heat on full blast. Finally, we crafted a horrifyingly racist, hateful note and stuck it with a chewed piece of gum to the mirror in a last act of sheer, unadulterated, unmitigated defiance. Two
birds for you, vato. Nice cockroach infestation, stupid. Nice Chiquita banana Panama hat, stupidYou spic nigger, don't leave the vacancy sign on if you see two white northern dudes with long hair dressed in all black with 17" steel toe boots and full length leather trenchcoats looking like goddamn Heinrich Himmler. "We'll leave the light on for ya." Will ya, stupid? Yeah, you leave the light on so we don't see the cockroaches.
We may or may not have signed off with "say 'ello to me lil friend" with a crude drawing of a cock going into a spic mouth.
That's my nightmare motel story.
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Circus Circus
I fucking hurt my own nigga rib reading it back before hitting "post reply."
Solid A+ memories! I got a couple more stories from that trip, but they ain't like this one! RIP to my bro Jeff who I went with.
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Fawwkin therapy over here, dawg. I'm still high from the dopamine of folded in half loffs. You see, I can actually SEE the Kodak mental snapshots of all of it like a demented scrapbook of mental patient memories. Especially the piss towels hanging over the rod and jumping on the bed while my bro got his drawers hanging down pissing in the radiator.
That's some real bonding shit right there. Like two niggas in a warzone trying to make the best of it.
Bwahahaha!
I can tell you this much, there's no way the spic maid and the Cuban kike didn't look like the negro in this after they walked in on that horror show!
I agree, gleeful degeneracies are always top tier lulz and I cherish every sharp pain of shattered ribs that are the end result.
I hope this was the spic who later retold the story on Telemundo after later realizing what a solid A+ bit it truly was!
Sorry, not sorry, dirty Sanchez.
Already had it mapped out in my degenerate head, too! When his hands go down toward his waist he's talking about some white ssssssscumbags pulling down their drawers and pissing in the radiator and then when his right hand is up pointing he's talking about the horrific racist note glued to the mirror with gum!
Oh, fuck, I'm gonna make the fawwking subtitles and post it! I have to do it for my continued sanity. Imagine the rib shatter!
Ahhhh, you're a good egg, ((Saul))ster! As someone on here once told me "you got the kind of mental illness I can appreciate!"
It wasn't the worst but the one that pissed me off the most was one in Germany. It was a budget room so it was the size of a shoebox and you could hear the other ten TVs in the other square foot of the hotel through the door. The bathroom was basically a port-a-potty built into the wall, it was the damndest thing I ever saw. I was with a lady and didn't even get my fawkin peckah sucked because we were wiped out from doing shit all day. Lame.